All of our friends hadleft us
and wewere both stuck there.
I mean, Napa Valley ofall places,
but that'sbasically how Carlos and I met.
I am very happy tomeet you.
Also, I'm finished.
Oh my God, Grandma,no, Carlos is not a busboy.
He's my boyfriend.
I'm so sorry.
Amy, it's okay, she grew upduring a different time.
Tell him to start mowingthe lawn by the pool
so it'll bequiet for my nap.
( announcer )Look familiar?
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thinking theirblatant racism is okay?
I don't know how to help my( bleep ) grandma!
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Okay, everybody,now watch very closely.
Somebody help him!
I'm perfectly fine!
( applauding )
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That's not a compliment.
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Bitch, I'mtrying to help you.