Rickey Smiley - Drive-Through Funeral

Mata, Williams, Holmes, Smiley Season 9, Ep 912 08/20/2009 Views: 22,448

Rickey Smiley places an order. (1:52)

WE HAVE A DRIVE-THRU FUNERAL HOME.

A DRIVE-THRU FUNERAL HOME.

YOU CAN'T HAVE NOTHIN' LIKE THAT FOR BLACK PEOPLE.

WE ALREADY TAKE FUNERALS HARD AS IT IS.

YOU'D BEEN DONE KILLED YOUR DAMN SELF.

DRIVIN' UP SEEIN' YOURLOVED ONE IN THE WINDOW.

[Sobbing]

"OH, GOOOODDDDD!"

[CRASHING SOUND]

[LAUGHTER]

NOW BOTH OF YOUR ASS IN THE WINDOW.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

WHAT IF YOU GO TO THEDRIVE-THRU FUNERAL HOME,YOU AND YOUR BOYS,

Y'ALL OUT SMOKIN' AND GETTIN' HIGH ALL NIGHT.

YOU GO THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRUFUNERAL HOME AT 3 A.M.

YOU SO HIGH YOU DRIVING UP...

[Exhaling] YEAH.

[Humming and Rapping]

LET ME GET A BIG SANDWICH, A LARGE ORDER OR FRIES,

AN ORANGE DRINK. WHAT YOU WANT, DAWG?

THAT'LL BE ALL.APPRECIATE IT.

[Humming Continues]

[LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHTER]

BITCH, I KNOW YOUHEAR ME TALKIN' TO YOU.

THANK Y'ALL. GOD BLESS Y'ALL.