Tracy Morgan - Sex Advice

Tracy Morgan: Bona Fide Season 1, Ep 101 04/20/2014 Views: 8,471

Tracy Morgan isn't afraid to let things get a little wild in the bedroom. (1:19)

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KEEP YOUR SEX LIFE ALIVE.DON'T LET IT DIE.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU GOT TO DO.

GET FREAKY WITH IT.

YOU, GO GET ONE OF THEMBLACK LEATHER MASKS

WITH THE ZIPPER IN THE BACK.

YOU.

MAKE SURE SHE GETTHE BIG PINK GAG BALL.

BE CREATIVE.

LET HER HIT YOUIN THE BOOTY CHEEKS

WITH 2,000 GRAPES AT NIGHT.

YOU SQUASH BANANAS ON HER TITS.

GET FREAKY WITH IT.

ROLE-PLAY.

MY LADY'S HALF-WHITE,HALF-BLACK. WE ROLE-PLAY.

LAST WEEK, I BOUGHT HERA GIRL SCOUT OUTFIT.

THEN I TOLD HER TO GO OUTSIDEAND KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND TRY TO SELL ME SOME COOKIES.

SHE HAD THE BRAIDSAND EVERYTHING.

SHE'S LIKE, "MISTER, DO YOU WANTTO BUY SOME BUTTER CRUNCH?"

AND I CAME TO THE DOOR WITHMY THING HANGING OUT THE SIDE.

I WAS LIKE, "YEAH.COME ON IN HERE, LITTLE GIRL.

COME ON IN HERE. I'LL BUYA COUPLE OF BOXES FROM YOU.

LET ME BUY A COUPLE OF BOXESFROM YOU."

AND THEN WE BONED LIKE CRAZY.

AND THEN WE SAT ON THE COUCH ANDATE THE COOKIES WITH SOME MILK.

YOU KNOW HOW GOOD OREOS TASTEAFTER SEX?

WITH SOME ICE CUBES IN THE MILK?GOOD!