Phil Hanley - Manly Legs

Phil Hanley, Brooke Van Poppelen, Gary Gulman Season 4, Ep 5 08/23/2013 Views: 7,795

Phil Hanley doesn't wear shorts for a reason, yet some people would kill for his legs. (1:22)

is that, uh,people are meeting me

and immediately assumingthat I'm a vegetarian.

Which is a creative wayof saying,

"Hey, you look paleand weak."

Uh, my theory is, uh--

Is that it's because, uh,I don't have, uh,

very manly legs.

Don't-- Don't argue with me.


At best, uh,I would describe them

as unisex.

So I never wear shorts.

And people say, "Oh, you shouldwear long shorts."

But what they're reallysaying is,

Hey, you know what's moremasculine than your legs?


Uh, one time I had a woman,uh, hit on me about my legs.

This part's true.

Uh, she did.

She told me that she wouldkill for them.


I got all cocky.I was like,

"What would you dofor this upper body?"

She said, "Push-ups."