is that, uh,people are meeting me
and immediately assumingthat I'm a vegetarian.
Which is a creative wayof saying,
"Hey, you look paleand weak."
Uh, my theory is, uh--
Is that it's because, uh,I don't have, uh,
very manly legs.
Don't-- Don't argue with me.
At best, uh,I would describe them
So I never wear shorts.
And people say, "Oh, you shouldwear long shorts."
But what they're reallysaying is,
Hey, you know what's moremasculine than your legs?
Uh, one time I had a woman,uh, hit on me about my legs.
This part's true.
Uh, she did.
She told me that she wouldkill for them.
I got all cocky.I was like,
"What would you dofor this upper body?"
She said, "Push-ups."
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