Lisa Landry - Makeover Shows

  • Season 11 , Ep 8
  • 02/01/2007
  • Views: 25,926

THERE'S ONE THING I NEVER WATCH.I NEVER WATCH MAKEOVER SHOWS.

I USED TO. THEY'RE POPULAR. I'M HOME ALL DAY. TURN IT ON.

AND YOU THINK IT'S GONNA BE FUN.

'CAUSE THEY TAKE A SLOPPY GIRL AND MAKE HER SEXY

AND YOU ROOT FOR GIRL AND YOU'RE LIKE, "WOO,

GO SLOPPY GIRL, YOU CAN DO IT."

AND THEN, ONE DAY, I REALIZEDMAKEOVER SHOWS ARE MEAN

'CAUSE THAT GIRL GETTING THE MAKEOVER

- NEVER ASKED FOR THE MAKEOVER.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

- SHE DIDN'T.- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE NEEDED A MAKEOVER.

SHE JUST SHOWED UP ONE DAY AT WORK, "HI EVERYBODY, I'M HERE."

- THEY'RE LIKE, "KIM. - [LAUGHTER]

"YOU LOOK LIKE [BLEEP].

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"AS A MATTER OF FACT YOU LOOK SO BAD, "WE WROTE A LETTER ABOUT YOU.

[LAUGHTER]

"AND GUESS WHAT, THEY READ IT ON NATIONAL TV.

"BASICALLY WE BEGGED A TEAM OF INDUSTRY PROFESSIONALS TO COME FIX YOUR RATTY ASS

"'CAUSE WE LOVE YOU, KIM.

"YOU'RE OUR BEST FRIEND.

"BUT WE CAN'T LOOK AT YOU ANYMORE.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

YOU JUST HAVE A SEAT, THE GAY PEOPLE WILL BE HERE IN 15 MINUTES."

[LAUGHTER]

I LIKE A NICE GUY. THAT'S WHAT I LIKE.

I THINK THERE'S A LOTTA NICE GUYS OUT THERE.

I DON'T THINK WE TREAT THEM RIGHT.

WE SAY MEAN THINGSABOUT THEM. THINGS LIKE,NICE GUYS FINISH LAST.

THAT'S AN AWFUL THING TO SAY. IT'S NOT EVEN TRUE.

MY HUSBAND'S THENICEST GUY IN THE WORLD.

- HE ALWAYS FINISHES FIRST. - [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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