and I came upon a truck...
pulling a horse trailerwith a sign on the back--
"Caution:Transporting show horses."
"Oh, 10:00 and 2:00!
"We're sharin' the roadwith show horses.
"If I start to lose control,I'll hit one of these carswith people!
"Or at least a trailerwith just plain old horses.
But those horses,they gotta put on a show!"
What are you supposed to doin a spin-out?
Don't hit the show horses!Anything but the show horses!
Can you imagine hitting--[ Gibberish ]
Then I came up onanother truck with a trailerwith a sign on the back,
"Don't worry,just dumb old donkeys."
I was crossing over the line.Boom, boom. Boom. Hee-haw!
Boom. Who cares?Just dumb old donkeys.
They refuseto apply themselves.[ Brays ]
Heck with them.Those dumb old donkeys.
[ Chuckles ]
I lived in Californiafor awhile, and to getmy California driver's license--
This is true.I was reading in the Californiadriver's handbook.
It says, "To receive yourCalifornia driver's license,
"you will be requiredto give a thumbprint...
or another fingerprintif you have no thumbs."
Is this a common enoughoccurrence...
everyone needs to knowthis contingency plan?
Shouldn't that be justfor one guy at the D.M.V.to know about?
"I'm gonna need a thumbprint.""I don't have any thumbs."
[ Gibberish ]
Only Charlie needs to knowwhat's gonna happen,
not every single personin the entirestate of California.