Shane Mauss - Tastes Just Like Chicken

Season 14 , Ep 8 03/12/10 Views: 8,466

Shane Mauss' vegan friend is always trying to push his vegan propaganda on him. (1:57)

I HAVE A FRIEND WHO'SA VEGAN.

THAT'S GOOD FOR HIM,

BUT HE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO PUSHHIS VEGAN PROPAGANDA ON ME.

HE'LL BE LIKE, "HEY, SHANE,YOU SHOULD TRY THIS TOFU.

IT TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN."

I TRIED.I'M LIKE, "OH, WOW!

YOU FORGOT WHAT CHICKENTASTES LIKE."

[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

"IN FACT, EVERYTHING TASTES LIKECHICKEN, EXCEPT FOR THIS."

[ LAUGHTER ]

HE'S A SNEAKY BASTARD, TOO.

ONE DAY,HE MADE ME A CUP OF COFFEE.

AFTERWARDS, HE'S LIKE,"OH, DID YOU LIKE THAT COFFEE?

"WELL, GUESS WHAT.I PUT SOY MILK IN IT.

"YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOWTHE DIFFERENCE.

GOTCHA."

I WAS LIKE, "SON OF A BITCH."

[ LAUGHTER ]

FELT ALL GROSS,YOU KNOW, LIKE A HIPPIE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SO THE NEXT WEEK,I MADE HIM A CUP OF COFFEE.

YEAH.

AFTERWARDS, I WAS LIKE,"DID YOU ENJOY THAT COFFEE?

"OH, YOU DID.

"WELL, I HAVE SOME NEWSFOR YOU.

I [BLEEP] YOUR WIFE."

[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

"OH, BY THE WAY,SHE TASTES LIKE CHICKEN."

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

"AND APPARENTLY,SHE DOES EAT MEAT.

HEY-OH!"

[ LAUGHTER ]

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