Shane Mauss - Tastes Just Like Chicken

  • Season 14 , Ep 8
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 7,113

Shane Mauss' vegan friend is always trying to push his vegan propaganda on him. (1:57)

THAT'S GOOD FOR HIM,

BUT HE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO PUSHHIS VEGAN PROPAGANDA ON ME.

HE'LL BE LIKE, "HEY, SHANE,YOU SHOULD TRY THIS TOFU.

IT TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN."

I TRIED.I'M LIKE, "OH, WOW!

YOU FORGOT WHAT CHICKENTASTES LIKE."

[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

"IN FACT, EVERYTHING TASTES LIKECHICKEN, EXCEPT FOR THIS."

[ LAUGHTER ]

HE'S A SNEAKY BASTARD, TOO.

ONE DAY,HE MADE ME A CUP OF COFFEE.

AFTERWARDS, HE'S LIKE,"OH, DID YOU LIKE THAT COFFEE?

"WELL, GUESS WHAT.I PUT SOY MILK IN IT.

"YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOWTHE DIFFERENCE.

GOTCHA."

I WAS LIKE, "SON OF A BITCH."

[ LAUGHTER ]

FELT ALL GROSS,YOU KNOW, LIKE A HIPPIE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SO THE NEXT WEEK,I MADE HIM A CUP OF COFFEE.

YEAH.

AFTERWARDS, I WAS LIKE,"DID YOU ENJOY THAT COFFEE?

"OH, YOU DID.

"WELL, I HAVE SOME NEWSFOR YOU.

I [BLEEP] YOUR WIFE."

[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

"OH, BY THE WAY,SHE TASTES LIKE CHICKEN."

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

"AND APPARENTLY,SHE DOES EAT MEAT.

HEY-OH!"

[ LAUGHTER ]

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