Rob Stapleton - Timberlands

  • Season 13 , Ep 6
  • 01/11/2009
  • Views: 10,231

Rob says black people wear Timberlands because Jay-Z said to wear them. (2:21)

DOWN IN NORTH CAROLINA.

I BUMPED INTO THE LAST BLACK MANDIDN'T KNOW SLAVERY WAS OVER.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU THINK I'M BULL.I WALKED NEARBY A NEWSPAPER.

HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE THIS --"WHAT CHEW DOING 'ROUND HERE?"

I SAID,"SIR, CAN I HAVE A PAPER?"

HE SAID, "WHAT CHEW DOING'ROUND HERE?"

I SAID, "MAN, GIVE ME A PAPER."

HE EVEN USED A WORD WE HAVEN'TUSED SINCE "ROOTS."

HE SAID,"YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE,

OR WE GONNA BEIN A WHOLE HEAP OF TROUBLE."

WHEN'S THE LAST TIMEYOU USED THE WORD "HEAP"?

YOU NEVER USE THE WORD "HEAP."

YOU EVER AT A CLUB,GIRL GOT A BIG BUTT,

YOU BE LIKE,"YOU GOT A WHOLE HEAP OF ASS."

"I THOUGHT IT WAS A LOT,BUT THAT'S A HEAP."

YOU EVER GOT TO MAKEA PHONE CALL, USE THE PAY PHONE,

YOU BE LIKE,"MIKE, YOU GOT A QUARTER?"

"I GOT A WHOLE HEAPOF QUARTERS.

"YOU BETTER TAKETWO OR THREE OF THEM,

'CAUSE THIS IS A WHOLE HEAP."

I'M PROUD TO BE BLACK.DON'T GET ME WRONG.

I'M PROUD TO BE BLACK,BUT BLACK PEOPLE --

WE DO SOME IGNORANT STUFFSOMETIMES.

COME ON, YOU KNOW WE DO.

WE GO TO POOL PARTIES,DON'T GET IN THE POOL.

WE GO ON SKI TRIPS,DON'T GO SKIING.

BLACK PEOPLE ARE THE ONLY ONESON A SKI TRIP COMPLAINING.

"IT'S COLD.

"WHY'S ALL THIS ICE OUT HERE?THIS IS BULL[BLEEP]

"I'M NOT COMING NEXT YEAR.

I ALMOST FELL. SEE?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

HIP-HOP DONE MESSED UPA LOT OF STUFF.

BLACK PEOPLE --YOU KNOW, WE WEAR TIMBERLANDS.

DON'T EVEN KNOWWHY WE WEAR TIMBERLANDS.

GUYS WEAR TIMBERLANDS

DON'T KNOW WHY THE HELLWE WEAR TIMBERLANDS.

YOU KNOW, TIMBERLANDSARE WHITE-PEOPLE BOOTS.

TIMBERLANDS AREWHITE-PEOPLE BOOTS.

GUYS WEAR BOOTS. DON'T KNOW WHY?'CAUSE JAY-Z SAID TO WEAR BOOTS.

"50 CENT WEARS BOOTS.WE GOT TO BUY THE BOOTS."

WHITE PEOPLE WEAR TIMBS WHENYOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR THEM --

WHEN THE WEATHER'S MESSED UP,MOUNTAIN CLIMBING,

STUFF WE AIN'T DOING.

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

BLACK PEOPLE --WE WEAR OUR BOOTS

AND ACT LIKE THEY'RE GATORS,DON'T WE?

WE DON'T EVEN LIKETO WEAR OUR TIMBERLANDS

WHEN THE WEATHER'S MESSED UP.

YOU EVER LOOK OUT THE WINDOW,IT BE RAINING,

YOU BE,"OH [BLEEP] IT'S RAINING?

GETS THESE TIMBS OFF."

"I MIGHT GET SOME MUD ON THESE."

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