Dat Phan - 80s Fashion

  • Season 8 , Ep 2
  • 01/29/2004
  • Views: 20,208

Dat's mom believes that men with earrings are either in a gang, are gay, or both. (1:05)

SO I GREW UP IN THE '80s.

ROUND OF APPLAUSE, YOU GUYS FROM

THE '80s, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE '80s.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I LOVE THE FASHION BACK IN THE

'80s.

REMEMBER WHEN GUYS FIRST JUST

WORE ONE EARRING?

YOU KNOW, LIKE TODAY WE PIERCE

EVERYTHING NOW.

BACK IN THE '80s LIKE ONE

EARRING ON THE LEFT SIDE YOU'RE

COOL.

ON THE RIGHT SIDE THEN YOU'RE

GAY OR WHATEVER HOW THAT WORKS,

YOU KNOW?

MY MOM, SHE WOULDN'T LET ME WEAR

THE EARRING.

SHE'S LIKE SO OLD-FASHIONED,

YOU KNOW?

"DAT PHAN, NO EARRING IN THE

HOUSE.

NO SHIZ IN MY NIZZLE.

[LAUGHTER]

THERE'S TWO REASON WHY YOU WEAR

EARRING, DAT PHAN.

NUMBER ONE, YOU WEAR EARRING

BECAUSE YOU JOIN GANG.

HUH?

YOU WANNA BE GANG MEMBER, HUH?

YOU WANNA BE TUPAC SHAKUR?

YOU WANNA BE TOUCAN SAM?

TELL ME.

YOU WANNA HIP-HOP FOLLOW

MY NOSE?

REASON NUMBER TWO, YOU WEAR

EARRING BECAUSE YOU GAY.

YOU WANNA BE GAY MEMBER, HUH?

YOU WANNA BE TUPAC SHAKUR?

YOU WANNA BE TOUCAN SAM?

TELL ME.

YOU WANNA BE CAPTAIN CRUNCH?

TELL ME, DAT PHAN."

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

I'M GONNA COME HOME WITH LIKE

FIVE FAKE EARRINGS ON.

LIKE, "MOM, TODAY I JOINED

FIVE GANGS."

[GASPS] "YOU ALSO FIVE TIME GAY.

GET OUT OF HOUSE.

[LAUGHTER]

FRUITLOOP."

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