Ability - Running a Marathon

  • Ep 2
  • 02/11/2010
  • Views: 18,704

Demetri imagines ways for a non-natural athlete to successfully complete a marathon. (2:08)

MUST JUST HAVE

AN INNATE SENSE OF STYLE.

'CAUSE THEY LOOKPRETTY GOOD,

BUT THEY CAN'T SEE THEIRREFLECTION IN A MIRROR, SO...

IT'S LIKE...

[applause]

YOU LOOK GOOD.

GOT SOME GOOD STYLE.

DID YOU JUST--HOW'D YOU DO THAT?

IT'S LIKE,"OH, WE HANG OUT IN GROUPS,

AND WE KIND OF CHECKEACH OTHER OUT OR SOMETHIN'."

LIKE, OH, I SEE.

I'M NOT THE BEST RUNNER,BUT I STILL HAVE GOALS.

I'M PRETTY AMBITIOUS.

I WANT TO RUN A MARATHON,I WAS THINKING, YOU KNOW.

I'VE RUN IN A MARATHON,BUT JUST ACROSS.

I RAN ONE SHORT WAYS,

BUT I NEVER RAN ONE, LIKE,THE LONG WAY,

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

BUT I DO WANT TO RUN ONE,

BUT MY GOALSARE REALLY SPECIFIC.

I WANT TO RUN THE WHOLE RACE

IN A WAY THAT LOOKS LIKEI'M SNEAKING UP ON SOMEBODY.

IT'S LIKE 26 MILESJUST LIKE THIS.

THINK THAT WOULD BE COOL,

BECAUSE THENWHEN WE'RE GOING BY

AND EVERYBODY'S CHEERING,LIKE, "GO, GO! YOU CAN DO IT!"

THEN THEY SEE ME GO BY,AND THEY'RE LIKE,

"HOLD ON, WAIT A MINUTE.WE GOT A SNEAK IN THE PACK.

RIGHT THERE,THERE'S A SNEAKY ATHLETE."

THE GUY WITH THE MUSTACHE.

HE'S TWIRLINGHIS MUSTACHE.

OR MAYBE I WOULD RUN THE WHOLERACE IN STREET CLOTHES.

JUST HAVE, LIKE,A BAG OF GROCERIES.

JUST BE LIKE,"WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

I'M JUST TRYIN' TO GET HOME!WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!"

EVERYBODY'D SAY,"THAT GUY'S IN GREAT SHAPE.

"I GUESSHE WAS JUST SHOPPING,

AND THEN HE RANA MARATHON."

THE BEST WOULD BETO PICK UP A WALLET

AT THE STARTING LINE.

JUST BE LIKE, "SIR?

"EXCUSE ME,YOU DROPPED THIS. SIR.

"SIR, PLEASE, WAIT!

SIR! SIR!"

THE GOOD SAMARITANIS AT MILE 22.

THIS GUY'S A FREAKINGAWESOME SAMARITAN.

HE'S DEFINITELY GONNA GET LAIDAT THE FINISH LINE.

THIS IS GREAT.

THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY WEIRDIN RELATIONSHIPS

WHERE IF YOU'REAT A CERTAIN POINT

IN THE RELATIONSHIP,YOU CAN END A CONVERSATION

BY SAYING THE STATUSOF THE RELATIONSHIP.

YOU CAN SAY HOW YOU FEEL,AND THAT ENDS THE CONVERSATION.

IF YOU'RE IN LOVE,YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YOU CAN SAY, "OKAY, I GOTTA GO.I LOVE YOU."

HANG UP.

BUT YOU CAN'T DO IT,LIKE, ANY TIME EARLIER

IN THE RELATIONSHIP.

"OKAY, I GOTTA GO.

"UH, I'M NOT THAT SERIOUSABOUT YOU,

BUT I WANT TO HOOK UP WITH YOUA COUPLE MORE TIMES."

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