Greg Behrendt - Getting Ripped

  • Season 4 , Ep 7
  • 01/14/2001
  • Views: 6,656

All Greg Behrendt wants is to get ripped -- ripped like Jesus. (1:16)

I'M DOING ALL RIGHT.

I WISH I WAS SKINNIER, THOUGH.

GOD, I WISH I WAS THIN.

RIPPED.

I WISH I WAS THIN AND RIPPED.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YOU KNOW WHAT MY GOAL IS?

170.

THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO BE.

170.

THAT'S MY GOAL WEIGHT.

RIGHT NOW I WEIGH AROUND--

ABOUT 183, 185-- LIKE 190.

I'M LIKE 190.

OKAY?

WHATEVER.

THAT'S COOL.

IT'S GOOD; IT'S GOOD.

I'M WORKING OUT.

(LAUGHTER)

GOD, I'D LIKE TO GET TO 170,

JUST RIPPED, JUST SIX-PACK,

JUST COOKING, JUST RIPPED.

RIPPED.

RIPPED.

OH, MAN.

RIPPED.

RIPPED LIKE JESUS.

YEAH.

YES.

YES.

JESUS WAS RIPPED.

AM I WRONG?

NO.

YOU'VE SEEN THE PICTURES.

RIPPED!

SIX-PACK, RIPPED.

WHY WOULDN'T HE BE?

HE'S THE SON OF GOD.

HE'S NOT GONNA BE WALKING AROUND

GOING, "OH, I'VE GOT BACK FAT

TODAY.

I'M SO PUFFY.

OH.

OH, I HATE BEING JESUS.

YOU THINK I COULD LOSE SOME

WEIGHT.

I'M THE SON OF GOD.

I'VE BEEN KEEPING IT

HIGH-PROTEIN.

ALL I EAT IS FISH.

COME ON!"

RIPPED LIKE JESUS.

JUST RIPPED LIKE IN THAT KIND

OF, YOU KNOW, BRAD PITT "FIGHT

CLUB" ABERCROMBIE & FITCH

CATALOG, RIPPED; YOU KNOW?

HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE GUYS?

THEY'RE SO RIPPED THAT THEY HAVE

THAT KNOBBY THING HERE, THAT

POPS OUT.

OH, I WANT THAT.

I DON'T HAVE-- THIS IS NOT IT?

THAT'S NOT IT?

NO.

NO, THAT'S ALL GENES.

I DON'T HAVE THAT THING THAT

POPS IN AND THE ASS THAT POPS

OUT LIKE A MELON.

(LAUGHTER)

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