Uncensored - Katt Williams - Medicinal Marijuana

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Weed is put on this Earth for people on the struggle and people on the grind. (2:46)

WEED IS PUT ON THIS EARTHFOR NIGGAS ON THE STRUGGLE,

NIGGAS ON THE GRIND.

THERE IS A CHEMICAL IN WEEDTHAT'S CALLED "FUCK IT,"

AND IF YOU CAN JUSTGET THAT IN YOUR SYSTEM,

IT COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

SOME OF Y'ALL BE CRYING ABOUTBILLS YOU CAN'T PAY, JUST--

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO'BOUT THIS LIGHT BILL.

"THEY DON'T WANT--THEY WANT THE WHOLE THING.

THEY DON'T WANT A PIECE OF IT,A DEPOSIT."

JUST HIT THE BLUNT ONE TIME

AND SEE IF IT DON'TCHANGE YOUR PERCEPTION

OF WHAT'S IMPORTANTIN YOUR LIFE.

YOU JUST: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'MGONNA DO ABOUT THIS LIGHT.

[inhales]

FUCK THEM GODDAMN LIGHTS.

I GOT 12 CANDLES.

I BEEN WAITINGTO BURN THEM BITCHES.

HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, THOUGH.

HAVE TO BE CAREFUL,'CAUSE WEED IS GETTING STRONGER

EVERY TWO WEEKS.

AND THESE NIGGASAIN'T SENDING OUT MEMOS

OR BULLETINS OR NOTHING.

THE SHIT JUST STRONGFOR NO REASON,

AND THESE NIGGASTHAT SELL THE WEED

BE HAPPIER THAN A MOTHERFUCKERTO TELL YOU

HOW MUCH STRONGERTHIS SHIT IS

THAN THE LAST SHIT.

JUST SOON AS THEY SEE YOU JUST--

NIGGA, NIGGA,NIGGA, NIGGA.

YOU REMEMBER THAT SHITI GAVE YOU LAST WEEK?

NIGGA, IT'S NOTHING.

NIGGA, IT'S NOTHING.

IT'S NOTHING.

NIGGA, NIGGA, IT'S NOTHING.

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE,NIGGA--

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE,NIGGA,

RIGHT HERE, THIS SHIT,

THIS SHIT HERE, NIGGA?

ALWAYS HAVE SOMEFUCKED-UP NAME.

IT'S CRYPTO-CHRONI-CUNNI-LIGHT, NIGGA.

ALWAYS HAVE SOMEFUCKED-UP-ASS NAME.

NIGGA, THIS SHIT HERE,NIGGA,

THIS SHIT HERE, NIGGA?

THIS SHIT'SCALLED DEATH, NIGGA.

YOU BE LIKE, "THAT DON'T EVENSOUND ATTRACTIVE.

"WHAT THE--

"YOU MEAN I'M GONNAHIT IT AND DIE?

NIGGA, IS THAT WHAT--"

"NO, NIGGA, NOT DEATH, NIGGA,DEAF.

"YOU HIT THIS SHITTWICE, NIGGA,

YOU CAN'T HEAR SHIT."

[laughing]

LIKE, I GOT SHIT TO DO TODAY.

WHAT THE FUCK?

YOUR KIDS BE CALLING YOUALL DAY.

THEY'RE, "DADDY!"

FUCKING AROUND WITH THEMMOTHERFUCKERS.

I'M USED TO SMOKING SOME WEEDAND GETTING THE MUNCHIES.

THIS NIGGA SOLD ME SOME SHIT

HAD ME LOOKING AT THEREFRIGERATOR FOR THREE HOURS.

I'M JUST IN THE KITCHENSITTING ON THE STOVE, JUST--

I BET YOU IT AIN'T SHITIN THERE, NIGGA.

I BET YOU.

ALL I'M SAYING IS,YOU KNOW THE WEED IS TOO STRONG

WHEN YOU CAN'T DO SHITBUT HIT IT AND LOOK AT IT.

YOU JUST IN YOUR HOUSE, JUST--

[inhales]MM-MM, NIGGA.

MM-MM, SOMETHING IN THERE.

NIGGA, THERE'S SOMETHINGIN THERE.

WELL, WHY IS IT SPARKLING, THEN?

WHY IS IT SPARKLING?

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