Tracy Morgan - Thanksgiving in the Hood Pt. 3

Tracy Morgan: Bona Fide Season 1, Ep 101 04/20/2014 Views: 5,721

Tracy Morgan describes how his Uncle Rick used to terrorize children at their family's Thanksgiving gathering. (2:02)

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THEN I HAVE MY UNCLE BUZZ.

THAT WAS MY GRANDMOTHER'S BABY.

SHE CALLED HIM HER BABY.

UP UNTIL I MADE IT, HE WASTHE SUPERSTAR OF THE FAMILY,

'CAUSE HE WENT TO VIETNAMWHEN HE WAS 17,

AND HE LOST HIS LEG IN VIETNAM.

BUT MY GRANDMOTHER DON'T USETHE WORD "LOST HIS LEG."

SHE SAY, "BLOWED OFF!"

SHE DON'T KNOWHOW TO PRONOUNCE "BLOWN."

SHE SAID, "IT WAS BLOWED OFF!"

AND NOBODY IN THE FAMILYLIKE HIM.

NOBODY LIKE HIM.HE LIKE 63 YEARS OLD NOW.

DONE LOST THREE WIVES,GOT A $50-A-DAY COKE HABIT,

AND HE'S MEAN.

AND HE COME OVER TO THE HOUSEFOR THANKSGIVING.

WE DON'T EVEN GO DOWN THEREAND HELP HIM OUT.

HE GOT TO PULL HIS WHEELCHAIROUT OF THE CAR.

HE GOT TO PUT HIS WHEELCHAIR UPAND GET IN THERE BY HIMSELF.

AND WE BE JUST LOOKING AT HIMIN THE WINDOW.

"CAN'T STAND HIM.WHO INVITED HIM?

YOU INVITE HIM?CATHY, YOU INVITED HIM?

AIN'T NOBODY INVITE HIM.AIN'T NOBODY INVITE HIM."

ALL OF US SAYING THISIN THE WINDOW.

"AIN'T NOBODY INVITE HIM.WHO WOULD INVITE HIM?

JOSEPH, DID YOU INVITE HIM?AIN'T NOBODY INVITE HIM."

AND HE'D COME UPSTAIRS.

HE'D WANT TO TERRORIZE THE KIDSWITH HIS MISSING LEG.

"COME HERE, LITTLE [BLEEP]I'LL PUT THIS LEG ON YOU.

COME HERE.I'LL PUT THIS LEG ON YOU."

AND THE KIDS GET SCARED,

AND ONE OF THEMHAD SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HIM.

THEY SAID,"YOUR WHEELCHAIR PILLOW STINK."

AND HE JUSTSAT THERE AND STARTED CRYING.

[ CRYING ]

'CAUSE WE THOUGHT HE WAS BAD

'CAUSE HE GOTHIS WHEELCHAIR GLOVES ON --

THE ONES THAT'S CUT OFFAT THE FINGERS.

SO, WE ALWAYS THOUGHTHE THOUGHT HE WAS BAD.

THEN HE ATTACKED MY AUNT,'CAUSE SHE'S 28 WITH EIGHT KIDS.

"IF SHE'D HAVE KEPTHER LEGS CLOSED,

SHE WOULDN'T HAVEALL THEM DAMN KIDS."

AND SHE GO OFF, "WHY YOU ALWAYSTALKING ABOUT MY KIDS?!

THESE IS MY KIDS! YOU AIN'T GOTTO SAY NOTHING ABOUT MY KIDS!

GUYS, HE ALWAYS TALKINGABOUT MY KIDS!

THESE IS MINE. NOBODY LIKE YOU!

'CAUSE HE ALWAYS TALKABOUT MY KIDS!

DON'T BE TALKING ABOUT MY KIDS.

THAT'S WHY YOURWHEELCHAIR PILLOW STINK.

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