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ThreatDown - Oprah
Season 3 • 05/08/2007
Obama's the only candidate who can withstand the hive mind of Oprah's housewife army.
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04:27
Cheating Death - Vaxadrin
The Colbert Report
S3
Vaxadrin is the only weight loss pill recommended by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA.
05/07/2007
00:27
Intro - 5/7/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Democrats widen the definition of hate crime, Stephen introduces a new segment on health, and Richard Preston tells Stephen about people having sex in trees.
05/07/2007
03:34
The Word - The Intolerant
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen suggests a love crimes bill, which would prohibit intolerance of anyone who loves God so much that he cannot tolerate his fellow man.
05/07/2007
03:20
Republican Debate - Diversity
The Colbert Report
S3
Last week's Republican presidential debate featured all the big hitters in the big tent.
05/07/2007
02:06
Bonjour, Mon Frere
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen thinks he had something to do with the election of new French President Nicolas Sarkozy since he doesn't pronounce the "T" in his last name.
05/07/2007
06:01
Richard Preston
The Colbert Report
S3
Richard Preston tells Stephen about people who have sex in hammocks in giant tress.
05/07/2007
03:49
The Word - Rendered Moot
The Colbert Report
S3
Hillary Clinton's refusal to admit a mistake is her most presidential attribute.
05/08/2007
00:30
Intro - 5/8/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Tonight, Stephen reports on Hillary Clinton's repeal, details Oprah's presidential candidate pick and interviews author Nassim Nicholas Taleb.
05/08/2007
03:14
Shout Out! - USS Rhode Island
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen Colbert names the USS Rhode Island the official ballistic missile submarine of The Colbert Report.
05/08/2007
05:56
Nassim Nicholas Taleb
The Colbert Report
S3
Nassim Nicholas Taleb's book, "The Black Swan," is about the power of randomness. Coincidentally, he was also the winner of Stephen's Pull a Guest Out of a Hat Sweepstakes.
05/08/2007
06:30
ThreatDown - Oprah
The Colbert Report
S3
Current threats include Oprah, publicists, Austrian animal rights activists, spiders and Knut, the abandoned polar bear.
05/08/2007
01:03
Kiss the Host
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen's interview with Jane Fonda is going to be all business. Just the same, he should look his best.
05/09/2007
05:06
Salman Rushdie
The Colbert Report
S3
Salman Rushdie comes out of hiding to tell Stephen about the importance of literary criticism.
05/09/2007
00:49
Mother's Day
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen reminds us that Sunday is Mother's Day.
05/09/2007
00:28
Sign Off - Bedtime Recipe
The Colbert Report
S3
If you are having trouble sleeping soundly, Stephen has a recipe for bedtime.
05/09/2007
00:30
Intro - 5/9/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Newspapers stop running book reviews, Fred Thompson's acting career may hurt his chances for a presidential run, and Stephen asks Jane Fonda about "The Flying Nun" years.
05/09/2007
04:31
Jane Fonda
The Colbert Report
S3
Jane Fonda sits in Stephen's lap and tells him she's been dreaming about his lips ever since she was on the first time.
05/09/2007
03:29
Thompson Fuss
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen takes a closer look at Fred Thompson's acting career to help gauge his prospects for 2008.
05/09/2007
02:38
Formal Request
The Colbert Report
S3
To all you governors who might find themselves knee deep in wreckage, Stephen knows the proper way to formally request federal aid.
05/09/2007
05:26
Jann Wenner
The Colbert Report
S3
Jann Wenner, founder of Rolling Stone, predicts that Foghat will be hot in 40 years.
05/10/2007
00:15
Sign Off - Time Capsule
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen buries a DVD of tonight's show to be dug up and aired in 100 years.
05/10/2007
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