Antiques Roast Show

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 09/18/2012
  • Views: 7,379

Jeff Ross burns his way through his neighborhood flea market. (2:31)

YOU KNOW, IN THIS TOUGH

ECONOMY, PEOPLE ARE EMPTYING

OUT THEIR GARAGES AND SELLING

THEIR JUNK FOR EXTRA MONEY.

I WOULD LOVE TO EMPTY OUT MY

GARAGE BUT MY COUSIN ED IS

SLEEPING IN IT.

GOT FREE WHY PHI.

THIS WEEK I WENT DOWN TO THE

FLEA MARKET TO TALK TO PEOPLE

ABOUT THEIR JUNK.

IN A SEGMENT WE CALL ANTIQUES

ROAD SHOW.

I'M AT THE MELROSE FLEA

MARKET.

EIGHT ACRES OF TRASH HERE.

I'M GOING TO BURN MY WAY

THROUGH IT.

ALL RIGHT.

STEP RIGHT UP.

THE ANTIQUE ROAST SHOW.

SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT.

LOOK AT.

THIS NOC.D.'S ANYMORE.

GOING TO LOOK GREAT NEXT TO

YOUR RACE CAR BENCH.

>> DON'T TAKE THIS PERSONALLY.

>> IT IS GREAT FOR HAVING

PHONE SEX WITH JERRY SANDUSKY.

>> HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FIT

THESE IN THE CAR YOU LIVE IN?

>> WHO TOLD YOU I LIVED IN A

CAR?

>> I GUESSED IT.

>> LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN

GOING DOWNHILL FOR MANY, MANY

YEARS NOW.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH

IT?

>> I'M GOING TO WEAR IT AND

HAVE THE RIGHT WOMAN YANK ON

IT.

>> THAT IS THE ONLY TAIL YOU

ARE EVER GOING TO GET.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME.

I DIDN'T KNOW THE

OOMPA-LOOMPAS HAD A PUNK ROCK

BAND.

THIS IS A PERFECT REPLACEMENT

FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO HAVE

CHILDREN.

GET AN ICE PICK HERE SO HE

DOESN'T HAVE TO HEAR YOU CRY

YOURSELF THE SLEEP EVERY

NIGHT.

ARE YOU A TROMBONE PLAYER?

>> NO.

>> WOW.

IT IS BASICALLY, OBAMA WITH A

HOLE IN HIS HEAD.

>> YEAH.

>> MORE LIKE ABE LINCOLN THAN

EVER BEFORE.

YOU HAVEN'T PUT ANY MONEY IN

THIS THING IN FOUR YEARS.

>> EXACTLY.

>> I LIKE THIS THING.

THE FIRST BILL OBAMA EVER

PASSED.

IF YOU PUT HIS PICTURE IN

THERE, THE FRAME WOULD BREAK.

YOU ARE LIKE TOM CRUISE,

HISING A CHROME SEWN.

... CHROMOSOME.

I PICKED UP A LITTLE SOMETHING

MYSELF.

HEPATITIS C.

LOOK AT THIS THING.

HOW YOU DOING, SIR?

.

>> HOW ARE YOU?

>> HOW MUCH FOR THIS NORTH

KOREAN IPAD?

>> NOT FOR SALE.

>> THANKS FOR WATCHING

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