Doink-It: The Only Proof You're Not a Baby

  • Season 2 , Ep 8
  • 08/19/2014
  • Views: 5,095

There's now only one way for kids between the ages of three and eight to show that they don't wear diapers. (1:00)

- IF YOU ARE BETWEEN THE AGESOF THREE AND EIGHT,

PLEASE LISTEN CLOSELY.

OWNING A DOINKITIS NOW THE ONLY PROOF

THAT YOU ARE NOT A BABY.

[baby crying]- IF YOU DON'T HAVE THIS TOY,

PEOPLE WILL THINKYOU WEAR DIAPERS,

AND CRY ALL THE TIME.[babies crying]

EVERYBODY WILL THINKYOU SLEEP IN A CRIB,

AND DRINK FROM A BOTTLE,IF YOU DON'T HAVE ONE OF THESE.

[children taunting]

AND WHENEVER YOU SPEAK,ALL PEOPLE WILL HEAR IS,

"GOO GOO, GA GA."[babies crying]

SO TELL YOUR MOM OR DADTO BUY YOU A DOINKIT.

BECAUSE OTHERWISE,AS FAR AS ANYONE'S CONCERNED,

YOU'RE A BABY.

OH, IT CAN ALSO BE USEDAS A TOY BALL.

Loading...