Sam Kinison - Torment the Soul

Back From Hell: A Tribute to Sam Kinison Season 1, Ep 0101 11/14/2010 Views: 8,186

Lewis Black, George Lopez and more remember Kinison's sincere and enraging style. (2:27)

>> NAW, FOLKS, 'CAUSE, UH,

I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT HELL.

YOU GO, "DON'T YOU THINK

YOU MIGHT GO TO HELL?"

NO, NO.

'CAUSE I WAS MARRIED

FOR TWO [bleep] YEARS!

HELL WOULD BE LIKE CLUB MED!

HELL WOULD BE LIKE A [bleep]

RESORT, MAN!

AS A MATTER OF FACT, IF YOU'VE

BEEN MARRIED, IT RUINS THE

DEVIL'S WHOLE JOB.

HE'S BLOWN OUT.

HE'S PISSED OFF.

YOU MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE

A RONALD MCDONALD WITH

BIG FEET AND ORANGE HAIR.

HE DOESN'T KNOW.

YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE HALL.

YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

HE SEES YOU COMING.

HE GOES, "OH, HERE.

HERE'S SOMEBODY.

HERE'S SOMEBODY I'M GONNA SCARE

THE SHIT OUT OF AND TORMENT.

ALL RIGHT.

[bestial groan]

WHAT?

OH, YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED?

ALL RIGHT, LET ME TAKE

THIS SHIT OFF.

HOLD ON.

NO, THEY DIDN'T TELL ME.

UH, WELL, COME ON IN.

I'LL GIVE YOU THE TOUR ANYWAY.

THERE WON'T BE ANY SURPRISES

HERE FOR YOU, BUT I'LL SHOW

YOU AROUND.

COME ON IN.

LET'S SEE.

OVER HERE IS WHERE WE

TORMENT THE SOUL.

WHOO."

>> RODNEY DANGERFIELD WAS

A HUGE SUPPORTER OF SAM.

>> HE'D BEEN DOING COMEDY FOR

ABOUT SIX WEEKS, AND HE MADE

SUCH AN IMPRESSION ON RODNEY,

RODNEY NEVER FORGOT HIM.

>> HERE'S A GUY WHO'S RATHER

UNUSUAL, AND I LOVE PEOPLE

WHO ARE DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW.

WHEN I SAY "RATHER UNUSUAL,"

YOU'LL KNOW WHAT I MEAN

WHEN YOU MEET HIM, OKAY?

WE ALL LOVE HIM HERE.

LET'S HAVE A NICE, WARM

RECEPTION FOR SAM KINISON.

OKAY, HERE WE ARE, SAMMY.

>> I NEVER REMEMBERED HIM

AS WEARING A TIE.

BUT A TIE AND A TRENCH COAT'S

SPECTACULAR BECAUSE IT'S LIKE

HE'S GONNA EXPOSE HIMSELF AT ANY

MOMENT, WHICH IS REALLY PERFECT.

>> I'M, UH--I'M LIKE ANYBODY

ELSE ON THE PLANET; I'M VERY

MOVED BY WORLD HUNGER.

I SEE THE SAME COMMERCIALS

WITH THOSE LITTLE KIDS STARVING

AND VERY DEPRESSED.

AND, UH, YEAH, I WATCH THESE

THINGS ON TV, AND I SEE THOSE

COMMERCIALS, AND I LOOK AT IT,

AND I GO, "GOD, HOW CRUEL,

YOU KNOW, TO SEE A LITTLE

KID OUT THERE."

AND I GO, "[bleep] IT.

I KNOW THE FILM CREW COULD

GIVE THIS KID A SANDWICH."

[laughter]

YOU KNOW THE KIDS NOT OUT THERE,

YOU KNOW, FILMING A LETTER FROM

HOME WITH A BETAMAX, HUH?

YOU KNOW THERE'S A DIRECTOR

5 FEET AWAY GOING,

"DON'T FEED HIM YET!

GET THAT SANDWICH OUT OF HERE!

IT DOESN'T WORK UNLESS

HE LOOKS HUNGRY!"

>> IN THAT YOUNG COMEDIANS

SPECIAL, I MEAN, IT JUST BLEW

EVERYBODY AWAY, AND IT WAS

UNBELIEVABLE.

AND HE COULD BE SO SINCERE

AND THEN BE FULLY ENRAGED

IN TWO SECONDS LATER.