Sandra Bernhard - Fashion Victim Statement

Warren Thomas & Todd Glass Season 1, Ep 0143 02/24/1992 Views: 1,066

Hair and make-up people rule Hollywood. (1:13)

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I AM SO FED UP WITH MY HAIRAND MAKEUP PEOPLE, I TELL YOU.

THEY HAVE PUSHED MERIGHT TO THE EDGE.

IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW,THEY WANT, THEY WANT, THEY WANT

THEY GIVE ME NOTHING.

NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.

HAIR AND MAKEUP PEOPLEIN THIS TOWN ARE INSANE.

THEY RULE THIS TOWN.

THANK GOD, SOMEBODYCAN RELATE TO IT.

ARE YOU AN ACTRESS?

YOU THE REDHEAD.

OH, YOU WERE BOTH AGREEING.

SO YOU KNOW HOW THEY AREWITH YOU, RIGHT?

OF COURSE, THEY ARETHE SUPERSTARS AS WELL.

YOU KNOW, ALL HAIR

AND MAKEUP PEOPLEIN THIS TOWN...

YOU THINK OF EVIL PEOPLE

YOU THINKOF MURDERERS, RAPISTS...

NO, HAIR AND MAKEUP PEOPLEARE THE MOST EVIL OF ALL.

BECAUSE WHAT THEY DO TO YOU

HOW THEY TEASE YOUR HAIR

HOW THEY APPLY THE EYE SHADOWWHEN THEY JAB YOU IN THE EYE

IT'S LIKE, UNBEARABLE,I JUST DON'T...

BUT I'LL DO ANYTHINGFOR FASHION.

OBVIOUSLY.

I GUESS THIS IS REALLY

THE ULTIMATEFASHION VICTIM STATEMENT

NO, THIS IS A REALLYINCREDIBLE SHOW TONIGHT.