Dane Cook - Transportation in the Future

  • Season 3 , Ep 4
  • 06/27/2000
  • Views: 48,019

Dane Cook thinks the future will be fun. (1:06)

WOULDN'T THAT BE FUN--TELEPORTING?

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO DO THAT?WOULD YOU LIKE TELEPORTING?

JUST GET INTOA LITTLE MACHINE--

"BYE, GUYS."

THERE'D BE SCREW-UPS.

COME THROUGH WITH, LIKE,YOUR ARM

COMING OUT OF YOUR FACE.

"WHAT?!WE HIT SOME TURBULENCE.

"MY ASS DIDN'T COME WITH US.

OH, THIS IS AWFUL."

TIME MACHINE--THAT'D BE KIND OF FUN, HUH?

TRAVEL THROUGH TIME.

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO DO THAT?

I WOULD.I'D TRAVEL ALL OVER.

JUST GO BACK IN TIME,MESS WITH PEOPLE.

YOU KNOWWHAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO?

I'D TRAVEL BACK TO WHEN--

WHEN MY MOM AND DAD HAD SEXTO HAVE ME.

I WOULD.

YEAH.

AND I'D JUSTRUN INTO THE BEDROOM

RIGHT WHEN THEY'RE DOING IT

AND JUST SPANK MY DADON THE ASS.

"I'M YOUR SON FROM THE FUTURE!

[screaming]

"I'M FROM THE FUTURE.

I'M YOUR SON."

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