Mark Viera - Premier Impacto

  • Season 1, Ep 6
  • 08/08/2010
  • Views: 24,689

Spanish news reporters get to a crime scene while the crime is still in progress. (1:42)

NEW YORK.

I FEEL LIKE ALL THESE WOMEN--I'M SERIOUS--

ARE CRAZY.

MY GRANDMOTHER, 84, LATINA.

NOSIEST BITCHIN MY BUILDING.

SHE IS THE NOSIEST...

AND YOU KNOW HOW YOU KNOWSHE NOSY?

'CAUSE SHE PUT HER PILLOWIN THE WINDOW.

AND THEN SHEKNOW SOMETHING ABOUT YOU,

SHE JUST SCREAM IT OUT.

[heavy Spanish accent]"'SCUSE ME!

"'SCUSE ME, MIRA, DON'T PARKYOUR CAR OVER THERE.

"YOU GONNA GET A TICKET.

"AND YOU ALREADY GOT THREE.$35. STUPID.

"YOU DON'T LISTEN.

"'SCUSE ME, 'SCUSE ME.

"MIRA, BETTER PAY YOUR RENT.

"PAY YOUR RENT.FOUR MONTHS, YOU DON'T PAY.

AND NOBODY CAN LIVEFOR FREE, OKAY?"

[chuckles]

MY GRANDMOTHER WATCHTHE SPANISH NEWS.

THE NEWS CALLED PRIMER IMPACTO.

IF YOU'VENEVER SEEN THIS NEWS,

IT'S THE MOST GANGSTA NEWSON TV.

I'M TELLING YOU, YOU KNOWHOW YOU KNOW IT'S DIFFERENT

FROM ALL THE OTHER NEWS?

THE REPORTER GETS THERE

WHILE THE CRIMEIS STILL IN PROGRESS.

THAT IS SOME GANGSTA NEWS!

HE IS OUT THERE.

"HOLA! THIS IS JUAN RIVERA.

"I'M IN FRONT OF BANCO--

"MIRA, THEY'RE COMING NOW!

THEY'RE COMING NOW!"

[laughterand scattered applause]

"HE'S STILL TRYING TO GETA STORY.

"MIRA, WHY YOU DO THAT?

BACK TO YOUIN THE STUDIO."

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