I play pranks on skinny people.I think it's funny.
This is what I like to do.
Usually, when I get on a plane,
I like to be the last personon the airplane.
I like to get on the plane lastand call out the seat numbers
like it's Bingo to see whattheir reactions would be.
'Cause they get really excited,'cause the middle seat is empty.
The door's about to close.
They're making announcements.
One dude's lookingdown the aisle
high-fiving the guyat the window.
Like, "Dude, I think we're goodon this flight."
Then, all of a sudden,I walk in.
[laughter and applause]
"B-7," and they're like,"Oh, my God."
I'm a fat terrorist.I don't care.