JB Smoove - The Ho-Rida

  • Season 2 , Ep 3
  • 01/26/2012
  • Views: 4,510

JB Smoove is the man, the machine, the Ho-Rida. (1:17)

- IN THE MEAN STREETSOF THIS CITY

BEATS THE HEARTOF A PREDATOR.

- THIS MY TERRITORY.

YOU DON'T SCOUTNO BITCHES AROUND HERE.

- AW, COME ON, MAN-- WHO THE[bleep] ARE YOU, ROBO PIMP?

[indistinct argument]

- OH, HELL NO--OH, SHIT!

[indistinct]BULLSHIT!

- IT'S EMBARRASSING--THERE ARE PEOPLE LOOKING!

- HE'S ONE DANGEROUS MOTHER--- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

- NOTHIN'.

- WHO'S THE BOSS?- TONY DANZA.

- HE'S SMOOTH AS SILK.

- I'M YOUR BABYSITTER,I'M YOUR GYNECOLOGIST.

I AM ALL THINGSTO YOUR ASS.

- AND COLD AS ICE.

J.B. SMOOVE IS..."THE SEGWAY PIMP."

- THIS AIN'T SHIT.

THIS AIN'T DOIN'SHIT RIGHT HERE.

LET ME OUT--THIS IS BULLSHIT!

I GOT A GODDAMNHAIR APPOINTMENT!

BABY.

THAT'S ALL IT IS,JUST A LITTLE ROCKIN'.

NOW, ABOUT THATPHONE NUMBER.

- WHAT THE [bleep]ARE YOU DOIN'?

[bleep] NAT KING COLE,MOTHER[bleep]!

- DON'T YOU [bleep]CRY ON ME AGAIN.

- DRAMA.- WIPE THE TEARS.

WIPE THE TEARS.- ACTION!

- HE WANNA [bleep] AROUNDAND NOT PAY.

- CONFLICT.

THE MAN...

THE MACHINE...

- THIS MOTHER[bleep] RIGHTHERE IS AN EXTENSION OF ME.

SHE'S NOT [bleep]JOKIN' AROUND AND SHIT.

I'M FLOATIN', BITCH.

- HE'S "THE SEGWAY PIMP"

AND HE'S ABOUTTO LAY YOUR ASS OUT.

- NO, NO!

[audience cheering]

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