Rapid Refresh - Diarrhea, Boners or The Muppets

  • Season 1 , Ep 01016
  • 01/30/2014
  • Views: 661

Randy Sklar, Jason Sklar and Brody Stevens learn about Bruno Mars's big break and watch a commercial for a commercial. (3:00)

TODAY'S INTERNET HEADLINES IT'S

RAPID REFRESH.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THE FIRST COMEDIAN TO BUZZ IN

WITH THE CORRECT ANSWER GETS

THE STANDARD 100 POINTS.

IT IS SUPER BOWL THIS

WEEKEND.

(BLEEP) YEAH, AMERICA.

>> YEAH.

>> Chris: OF COURSE BRUNO MARS

WILL BE STAR OF SUNDAY'S

HALFTIME SHOW BUT SOME DEEP

DIGGING ON YOUTUBE REVEALS

FOOTAGE OF SIX-YEAR-OLD LITTLE

BABY BRUNO...

BRUNO MARSITO.

AS WHAT TYPE OF PERFORMER, A) A

BREAK DANCER FOR A HONOLULU

MATTRESS STORE OPENING?

PLAUSIBLE.

B) RAPPER FOR A CAPRI SUN

COMMERCIAL DOING "GRIN N JUICE."

>> THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD--

>> Chris: GOING UNDER THE

MONIKER SNOOP PUPPY.

PUPPY BOWL!

OR C) LAS VEGAS' TINIEST

FILIPINO ELVIS IMPERSONATOR.

BRODY.

>> YOU KNOW, I SPENT A LOT OF

TIME IN LAS VEGAS, I HAVE

BEEN TO CIRCUS CIRCUS, I GET

COMPED THERE.

>> NOT A GOOD-- THAT'S NOT A

GOOD HOTEL.

>> WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

>> YOU HAVE A MICROPHONE

THAT WILL AMPLIFY YOU.

>> I HAVE BAD HEARING.

>> GOING TO GO WITH C, LAS

VEGAS'S TINIEST FILIPINO ELVIS

IMPERSONATOR.

>> Chris: THAT IS CORRECT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> TOLD YOU!

>> Chris: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU

GUYS REMEMBER.

>> DON'T MESS WITH CIRCUS

CIRCUS.

>> Chris: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU

REMEMBER THE MOVIE "HONEYMOON IN

VEGAS," BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY IN

"HONEYMOON IN VEGAS," HERE IS

FOOTAGE FROM THAT.

>> ♪ FALLING IN LOVE

>> Chris: OH, WAIT.

I THINK THAT IS ACTUALLY THE

SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW.

I GUESS WE COULDN'T GET THE

OTHER ONE.

>> THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO

SEE.

>> Chris: OKAY, COMMERCIALS ARE

TO THE SUPER BOWL WHAT

PICTORIALS ARE TO PLAYBOY, THAT

IS THE REASON THAT PEOPLE WATCH,

THEY WATCH FOR THE COMMERCIALS.

>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING

TO SAY THAT IS THE REASON

PEOPLE MASTURBATE.

(LAUGHTER)

>> HAVE YOU SEEN THE PUPPY BOWL?

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: WELL, GUYS, YOU KNOW--

ALL RIGHT, WHILE THE SUPER BOWL

IS NOT UNTIL SUNDAY-- I LOVE

YOU, BRODY-- MANY OF THE

COMPANIES ARE ALREADY RELEASING

TEASERS FOR THEIR VERY EXPENSIVE

ADS.

COMMERCIALS FOR (BLEEP)

COMMERCIALS.

THIS COMMERCIAL TRAILER

ALREADY HAS 1.2 MILLION

VIEWS ON YOUTUBE, LOOK.

>> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

>> Chris: SO THAT IS A TEASER

FOR WHAT?

AN AD FOR CIALIS FEATURING TERRY

BRADSHAW AND PAULA DEEN?

>> YES, PLEASE, YES.

>> NO, IF IT'S FOR THAT ONE

IT'S LIKE GETTING INTO PAULA

DEEN IS LIKE DRIVING A CAR

THROUGH A DESERT.

(LAUGHTER)

A LOT OF WIDE OPEN SPACES.

IT'S DRY AND BARREN.

>> Chris: I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS.

OKAY, B) AN AD FOR TOYOTA

FEATURING FORMER N.F.L. PLAYER

TERRY CREWS AND THE MUPPETS OR

C) AN IMODIUM A.D. AD FEATURING

OPRAH, GAYLE KING AND DR. PHIL.

YES, SKLAR BROTHERS.

>> I THINK IT IS AN AD FOR

TOYOTA FEATURING FORMER N.F.L.

PLAYER TERRY CREWS AND THE

MUPPETS EVEN THOUGH I WOULD LOVE

TO SEE THE IMODIUM AD FEATURING

OPRAH, GAYLE KING AND DR. PHIL.

>> Chris: YOU ARE CORRECT IT IS

TERRY CREWS AND THE MUPPETS,

IT IS NOT--

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

WHAT A WEIRD JUXTAPOSITION OF

THINGS, LET'S SEE IS IT

DIARRHEA, BONERS OR THE MUPPETS?

WELL, I GUESS IT'S THE

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