Trouble in the Burweedo Kitchen

  • Season 4 , Ep 9
  • 03/19/2014
  • Views: 7,689

The guys' new weed and burrito business hits its first obstacle when Karl and Ders crack down on Adam and Blake for getting high in the kitchen. (3:21)

- WEED...- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- IS COMING UP FRONT WITH US.

- THAT'S RIGHT.- NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- GIVE ME THAT JOINT.YOU DON'T DESERVE IT.

- HEY!EXCUSE ME.

HEY! EXCUSE ME!- THAT IS UNCALLED FOR.

- WE PAY YOU TO COOK FOOD, OKAY?

NOT BAKE YOUR BRAINS.

- WE HAVE A FOOD CRITICCOMING TOMORROW.

- YES.- OKAY?

AND WE NEED YOU GUYSTO BE 'RITO PROS,

SO PLEASE GET TO THE ORDERS.

CHOP-CHOP!- CHOP-CHOP.

- NO ONE TELLS METO CHOP-CHOP.

- THANK YOU.- YOU GUYS ARE GREAT.

YOU'RE GOOD AT YOUR JOBS.

- OKAY, THAT'S IT.WHAT DO WE HAVE TO MAKE--

LIKE, SIX BURRWEEDOSOR SOMETHING?

- SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT.

- HOW DO YOU EVENMAKE THESE THINGS? STUPID.

- DERS AND KARL--THEY THINK THEYJUST KNOW EVERYTHING, RIGHT?

WELL, THEY DON'T.THEY DON'T KNOW KARATE.

THAT'S ONE THING,AND THAT'S JUST ONE THING

OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.- YEAH.

- I'M A MAN OF THE PEOPLE.

I KNOW WHAT PEOPLE WANT.

I KNOW WHAT CHICKS WANT--

A TONGUE,A LOT OF TONGUE ACTION.

[gasps]OH, MY GOD.

I KNOW WHAT PEOPLE WANT.

- HOW DO YOU EVENFOLD THESE THINGS, MAN?

- BLAKE, I HAVE AN IDEA.- I SWEAR TO GOD, DUDE.

THOSE CHICKS AT CHIPOTLE--THEY'RE, LIKE, WARLOCKS

WALKING AMONGST US.

- BLAKE.- HUH?

- I HAVE AN IDEA.- WHAT?

- WELL, I FORGET NOW,BECAUSE YOU TOOK TOO LONG

TO ASK ME WHAT MY IDEA WAS.

- IT'S THE WEED, MAN.- IT WAS THE WEED.

- THEY SAY THAT--- IT AFFECTED--

[both laugh]CHEESE.

- WHAT?- THAT WAS IT.

GET ALL THE CHEESE.

- OOH, ALL THE CHEESE?- ALL THE CHEESE.

- I ALREADY LIKETHIS IDEA, DUDE.

- BOOP!- BAP!

- THE NUMBER TWO'S MORE--

WELL, NUMBER ONE COMESWITH ONE CHIP,

SO IT IS DIFFERENT, ACTUALLY.

- YO, SO I DON'T MEANTO BE A DICK, BRO,

BUT, DANG, WHAT'S UPWITH THAT WEEDO, MAN?

- YES, SORRY. UM, I'LL BERIGHT BACK WITH YOUR FOOD.

OKAY?SORRY.

- YEAH, WE'LL HANDLE THIS.

- COME ON, BOY, YOU GOT THIS!

GET 'EM!GET 'EM!

- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

- OH, CHECK IT OUT, MAN.

IT'S SHAQUILLE BURRIT-O'NEAL!

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- IT'S THE WORLD'SLARGEST BURRITO.

WE WERE GONNA SAVE ITFOR THE CUSTOMER,

BUT THEN WERE LIKE,"THAT'S CRAZY.

WHY DON'T WE JUST--"

- SET TWO WORLD RECORDS.- YEP.

- MAKING AND EATINGTHE WORLD'S LARGEST BURRWEEDO.

THE AMERICAN DREAM JUST KEEPSGETTING MORE, LIKE, AMERICAN-ER!

- HEY!SHAQUILLE BURRIT-O'NEAL

SOUNDSREALLY FREAKIN' COOL, OKAY?

BUT WE GOT TEN HUNGRY PEOPLEOUT THERE

WAITING FOR THEIR BURRWEEDOS,

AND THAT'S REALLYNOT FREAKIN' COOL.

- HOW ABOUT YOU CHILLWITH THE TONE, LOC?

- OKAY, YOU GUYSARE OFF KITCHEN DUTY.

THAT'S A FACT.

- YOU KNOW WHAT I GOTFOR YOU, BOYS? CHECK IT OUT.

FOUND IT IN THE KARL SPACETHIS MORNING.

- YEAH.- YEAH.

STREET DUTY.

- OH, YOU THINK I'M AFRAIDOF A LITTLE MASCOT ACTION?

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.

- THIS IS BULLCRAP, MAN.- HOW OLD IS HE?

- I DON'T KNOW.- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

WE'RE NOT WEARINGTHIS THING, MAN.

ARE YOU FRICKIN' CRAZY?

IT'S, LIKE, 100 DEGREESOUT THERE.

THIS THING'S LIKE A HOT BOX.

- BEES, PLEASE.

KEEP IT 'DRATED.

YOU'LL BE FINE.- MM-HMM.

- WE'RE OUT OF HERE, MAN.BACK TO WORK!

- YOU'RE WELCOMEFOR THE WATERS.

- THERE YOU GO!

- COME GET A BURRITO!- YEAH.

GOOD.GOOD MASCOT VOICE.

- IT'S SO FRICKIN' HOTIN HERE, DUDE.

THE WALLS--THEY'RE CLOSING INON ME, MAN.

- I'LL GET YOU.HERE, YOU GOTTA REACH--

- GET ME OUT!- I'M TRYING TO--THERE WE GO.

- [breathes heavily]- THERE YOU GO.

[coughs]- WHAT THE HELL, DEMAMP?

WHY'D YOU CAVE?- OH, I DON'T CAVE.

I BLAZE.

- WHAT ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT, MAN?

- IT'S WEED. IT'S BLAZE.I BLAZE WEED.

- NO, I KNOW WHAT IT IS, MAN...

- THERE YOU GO.- BUT WE CAN'T SMOKE THESE.

THEY'LL SEE US.

- NO, I GOT THE IDEAFROM YOU, DUDE.

EARLIER WHEN YOU SAID"HOT BOX THE SUIT,"

I WAS LIKE, "LET'S SMOKE WEEDIN THE SUITS!"

- OH.- RIGHT?

IF YOU SMOKE WEEDIN THE BURRITO,

THEY'LL NEVER KNOW.- [laughs]

- DID I LOOK COOLWHEN I JUST SAID THAT?

- NO, MAN.WE LOOK REALLY STUPID.

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