Lizz Winstead - Olestra

  • Season 9 , Ep 2
  • 10/07/2004
  • Views: 3,172

There's a certain irony in Olestra. (0:45)

AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE

GOOD OLD U.S. OF A. IS THE

COUNTRY THAT INVENTED OLESTRA.

HONESTLY, NO OTHER COUNTRY

WOULD USE THEIR TECHNOLOGY

TO INVENT A FAT SUBSTITUTE THAT

WHEN YOU PUT IT ON POTATO CHIPS,

CAUSES INVOLUNTARY LOOSE STOOLS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

MESSAGE TO THE WORLD, "RATHER

THAN MODERATING OUR EATING

HABITS, WE AMERICANS WOULD

RATHER JUST SIT IN A POOL OF

OUR OWN FILTH...

IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO EAT

THE "WHOLE" BAG OF CHIPS."

[APPLAUSE]

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