boners are like Kleenex,
like--pfft--"There's another one."
Pfft--"There's another one."
Pfft--pfft--"I could do this all day."
But it turns out thatthe female of our species
is not sexually arousedwhen the male of our species
ejaculates near herand then cries on her face.
We got lucky though.Like, I wasn't--
We weren't using any protection,which is a bad idea.
And this was, like, she couldhave gotten pregnant.
This was in the '80s,
when you couldn't justtake a pill the next day
to "Control-Z" that shit.
That was it.
I mean, there is no excuse todayfor unwanted teen pregnancy.
You can takepreventative measures.
You can do stuffthe day afterwards.
Like, there's no reasonfor teen pregnancy to exist
if that's not the intention.
And yet there isa teen pregnancy epidemic.
But there is alsoa teen obesity epidemic.
So here's whatI'm thinking, guys.
No, they're not gonnaeat the babies.
But in the South,they will deep fry anything.
We have the science to make
These kids are gonnaeat donuts anyway.
It solves the problem.
If you're Latino,"Flan B" is another one
that I submit
for your approval.
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