LinkedOut - SkyMall Security Guard

  • Season 1 , Ep 01007
  • 01/15/2014
  • Views: 946

Nikki Glaser, Ron Funches and Neal Brennan come up with ridiculous job titles that one might find on LinkedIn. (1:47)

TIME FOR OUR NEXT GAME "LINKEDOUT."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)LINKED IN IS A SITE THAT A WILL

NOT STOP SENDING ME (BLEEP)INGE-MAILS.

AND IT'S ALSO A PLACE WHEREPEOPLE CAN CONNECT THROUGH THEIR

JOB-- SUPPOSEDLY.

THERE'S SOME FAIRLY ABSURD JOBTITLES.

THESE ARE REAL EXAMPLES AND THEYINCLUDE "PORNOGRAPHY HISTORIAN."

(LAUGHTER)"SMARTTYS EXPERT."

THE CANDY.

"PROFESSIONAL THUMB WRESTLER."

COMEDIANS, I'M GOING TO PUT 60SECONDS ON THE CLOCK AND YOU

RING IN WITH AS NEW M UNIQUETITLES AS YOU CAN MUSTER AND

BEGIN.

NIKI?

>> HOST OF "SHIPMATE."

>> Chris: DAMN IT, I'VE GOT TOGIVE YOU A POINT FOR THAT.

RON FUNCHES.

>> SKY MALL SECURITY GUARD.

>> Chris: POINTS!

NEAL BRENNAN?

>> STUNT DICK.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: TO GO ALONG WITH

PORNOGRAPHY HISTORIAN.

RON FUFRJS?

>> CARL, SR.(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS!

NIKKI GLASSER?

>> TOM CRUZ'S WIFE.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)WELL PAID GIG.

>> Chris: I'VE GOT TO GIVE YOUPOINTS.

NEAL BRENNAN?

>> KWANZAA CLAUSE.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: POINTS!

RON FUNCHES?

>> OLDER WHITE LADIES WHO SAYMUCHAS GRACIAS AT MEXICAN

RESTAURANTS.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris:

>> THE GUY WHO PLAYS THE AIRHORN IN PIT BULL SONGS.

>> Chris: POINTS!

>> I HATE HIM.

>> Chris: MAYBE THEY CAN FIND ANEW ONE.

NEAL BRENNAN --(BUZZER SOUNDING)

>> NUMBER ONE BIKINI INSPECTOR.

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