Greg Behrendt - The Three "M"s

  • Season 4, Ep 7
  • 01/14/2001
  • Views: 2,211

Greg Behrendt used to idolize Steven Tyler. (2:12)

YOU KNOW WHY?

RIPPED.

ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE.

WHEN I WAS YOUNG, THOUGH,

I USED TO IDOLIZE ROCK STARS.

I USED TO IDOLIZE THEM.

AND I THINK THAT'S A MISTAKE.

DON'T IDOLIZE ANYONE, IF YOU

CAN.

YOU KNOW, BE INSPIRED BY PEOPLE,

CERTAINLY, BUT DON'T IDOLIZE

PEOPLE, BECAUSE THEY'LL LET YOU

DOWN.

THIS IS MY STORY.

I USED TO IDOLIZE STEVEN TYLER

OF AEROSMITH.

YEAH.

RIPPED.

AND, YET, NOT THAT MUCH, LIKE

JESUS.

REALLY.

IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

STEVEN TYLER, A LITTLE BIT

CRAZY.

BUT SOMETIMES THEY'LL LET YOU

DOWN.

I'M READING AN ARTICLE WITH

STEVEN TYLER IN DETAILS

MAGAZINE A LITTLE WHILE BACK AND

IN IT HE SAYS, "YOU KNOW FOR ME,

IT'S STILL ABOUT THE 3 M's.

MONEY, MUSIC, AND MMM-(BLEEP)."

(LAUGHTER)

COME ON, MAN.

REALLY?

FOLKS, DON'T GOT ME WRONG.

I THINK MMM-(BLEEP).

SURE I DO.

I THINK IT ALL THE TIME.

I HOPE I THINK IT TILL THE DAY I

DIE.

I REALLY DO.

I HOPE I THINK IT UNTIL THEY

COME TO UNPLUG ME.

IN FACT, I HOPE THE NURSE THAT

COMES TO UNPLUG ME IS HOT AND MY

VERY LAST THOUGHT IS,

"MMM-(BLEEP)."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

BUT I STOPPED SAYING IT OUT LOUD

AT AROUND 20.

(LAUGHTER)

THAT JUST MAKES ME LOOK LIKE THE

SWEATY DATE RAPE GUY BY THE KEG.

AND I DON'T WANT TO BE THAT GUY.

(LAUGHTER)

THAT'S AN UNSAVORY FELLOW TO BE.

BUT, DARN IT, STEVEN TYLER

SAID IT YESTERDAY, FOR ALL

INTENTS AND PURPOSES; RIGHT?

I MEAN, HE SAID A LITTLE WHILE

AGO.

I MEAN, HOW OLD IS STEVEN TYLER?

55?

60?

70?

HE'S AN OLDER GENTLEMAN, ISN'T

HE?

HE'S AN OLDER GUY.

HE SHOULDN'T BE SAYING THAT.

GEEZ.

HE'S AT LEAST AS OLD AS MY

FATHER.

NOW, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,

FOLKS.

IF MY FATHER IS WALKING AROUND

GOING MMM-(BLEEP), HE'S THINKING

ABOUT EATING THE CAT.

THANK YOU.

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