Jamie Kennedy - British "COPS"

Ortiz, Eisenberg, Iseman, Caparulo Season 8, Ep 802 02/04/2005 Views: 4,574

English people are too polite for a British version of "COPS" to be interesting. (1:09)

SO I ACTUALLY JUST CAME BACK

FROM ENGLAND.

AND I WAS WATCHING AN ENGLISH

VERSION OF THE SHOW COPS.

[LAUGHTER]

IT DIDN'T REALLY WORK BECAUSE

ENGLISH PEOPLE ARE SO POLITE.

THE GUY WAS LIKE--

[ENGLISH ACCENT] "HELLO, HELLO.

[LAUGHTER]

HELLO.

HELLO, YOU THERE.

HELLO?

HELLO?

PLEASE STOP.

[LAUGHTER]

PLEASE STOP RUNNING NOW.

I MUST SAY I'M GETTING VERY

WINDED.

OH, STOP.

[EXHALES]

ALL RIGHT, PUT YOUR HANDS ON TOP

OF THE VEHICLE.

[LAUGHTER]

PUT YOUR HANDS ON TOP OF THE

VEHICLE.

ARE YOU CALM?

[SILENCE]

WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

[LAUGHTER]

DRIVING AROUND TOWNS SQUARE LIKE

A MADMAN, SO ON AND SO FORTH,

WOMEN AND CHILDREN RUNNING FOR

THEIR LIVES.

[LAUGHTER]

HOW MANY CUPS OF TEA HAVE YOU

HAD?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]