Carol Leifer - Bad Breath

  • Season 7 , Ep 7
  • 03/20/2003
  • Views: 4,036

You know you're close with someone when you can tell him his breath stinks. (1:40)

Carol Leifer: SO I'LL TELL YOU

A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MYSELF.

LIKE A LOT OF WOMEN I'M

BISEXUAL.

(CHEERS AND WHISTLES)

YEP.

ONCE I HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

BYE?

SEE YA.

(APPLAUSE)

SEE, I THINK THE BEST THING

ABOUT BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP IS

WHEN YOU CAN JUST BE YOURSELF,

YOU KNOW?

LIKE IF YOU ARE TALKING TO

YOUR PARTNER AND THEY HAVE

REALLY BAD BREATH.

OR VISE VERSA.

WHEN YOU'RE CLOSE ENOUGH

THAT YOU COULD GO, "OH, GOD.

HONEY, YOUR BREATH IS LIKE

SO BAD I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.

NO, REALLY.

TAKE A PIECE A GUM, I'M TAKING

A WALK AROUND THE BLOCK.

YOU KNOW THAT'S NICE.

YOU CAN'T DO THAT WITH

A STRANGER.

EVER BEEN IN THAT SITUATION?

TALKING TO SOMEBODY REAL CLOSE,

TERRIBLE BREATH.

CAN'T SAY ANYTHING SO YOU JUST

COORDINATE YOUR BREATHING.

(LAUGHTER)

YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA BREATHE OUT

THE WHOLE TIME THEY'RE TALKING.

IT'S LIKE, "HUH-HUH, YES.

RIGHT.

RIGHT.

RIGHT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

SEE, I THINK YOU KNOW YOU'RE

CLOSE TO SOMEBODY IF YOU CAN

WALK OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND

GO, "YOU DON'T WANNA GO IN THERE

FOR A WHILE."

(LAUGHTER)

(INHALING THROUGH MOUTH)

(EXHALING THROUGH MOUTH)

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