Anchovy Pizza

A Fishful of Dollars Season 1, Ep 6 01/03/2008 Views: 17,942

Even after Fry gets robbed, he refuses to sell his can of anchovies to Mom. (1:51)

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAHOW HE GOT SO CRAZY?

UH, WHAT?

OH, THEY SAY MADNESSRUNS IN OUR FAMILY.

SOME EVEN CALL ME MAD.

AND WHY?

BECAUSE I DARED TO DREAM OFMY OWN RACE OF ATOMIC MONSTERS--

ATOMIC SUPERMEN WITHOCTAGONAL-SHAPED BODIES

THAT SUCK BLOODOUT OF YOU...

Fry:LEELA, BENDER!

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.

YOU DID?WHAT HAPPENED?

I WAS ROBBED.

THEY GOT EVERYTHING,EXCEPT THESE.

WHO DID?

HELLO, FRY.

IT'S MOM.

I FELT TERRIBLE WHEN I HEARDABOUT YOUR MONEY TROUBLES

AND I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULDHELP OUT A SWEET YOUNG MAN

BY BUYING HIS ANCHOVIES.

SORRY, BUT THE ANCHOVIESAREN'T FOR SALE.

WHAT?! LISTEN,YOU LITTLE BASTARD

I CONTROLTHE ROBOT-OIL BUSINESS

AND I WON'T LET YOU RUIN ME.

HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?

YOU MIGHT AS WELL PUTTHAT CHECKBOOK AWAY

BECAUSE I'VE DISCOVEREDSOMETHING EVEN MORE IMPORTANT--

MY FRIENDS, AND THEY AREN'TWORTH EVEN A PENNY TO ME.

THAT'S WHY THESE ANCHOVIESARE GOING ON A PIZZA--

SO I CAN SHARE THE FOOD I LOVEWITH THE PEOPLE I LIKE.

HOLY HELL! YOU'REGOING TO EAT THEM?!

OH! WELL, JUST MAKE SUREYOU EAT THEM ALL.

YOU'RE A GROWING BOY.

TOODLE-OO!

DUMB ASS.

WHAT A NICE LADY.

OKAY, MY FRIENDS,GET READY

FOR THE MOSTDELICIOUSEXTINCT ANIMAL

YOU'VE EVER TASTED.

I DON'T KNOW.

I'VE HAD COW.

( all retching )

GROSS!

ICK!

MM.

EH, NO ONE LIKESTHEM AT FIRST

BUT THEY'LL GROW ON YOU.

( sniffing ):THAT STENCH...

THAT HEAVENLY STENCH.

( slurping )