Eugene Mirman - Tea Party Profiles Pt. 2

Eugene Mirman: An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory Season 1, Ep 101 12/14/2012 Views: 3,586

Eugene Mirman finds a member of a Tea Party forum who has clearly never met a gay person. (1:52)

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I HAD MY OWN ACCOUNT ON THIS,

AND I COULD UPLOADMY OWN PROFILE PICTURES.

SO WHAT I DECIDED TO DOIS THAT I WOULD MAKE SLOGANS

AND UPLOAD THEM,

AND I HOPE THAT WE START SEEINGTHESE SLOGANS AT RALLIES.

HERE'S ONE.

"TAXATION WITHOUT TEA?

HELL, NO,KING GEORGE-OBAMA-STALIN!"

[laughter]

"OBAMA IS CHAMOMILE,

AND WE'REMOTHER[bleep]ING OOLONG!"

AND THEN LASTLY,

"HOW COULD I BE RACIST?

MY FAVORITE TEAIS BLACK PEOPLE!"

[laughter]

UM, I GO STILLON THIS FORUM SOMETIMES

TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ONAND WHAT ALL THE CHATTER IS.

AND I FOUNDTHIS ONE AWESOME COMMENT

THAT WAS FROM JUST AFTER

WHEN OBAMA CAME OUTIN FAVOR OF GAY MARRIAGE.

THIS IS WHAT SOMEBODY WROTE.

"WHAT'S NEXT,A GAY PRESIDENT?

"TALK ABOUTA WHITE HOUSE DO-OVER.

"GREEK STATUESAND PINK WALLS

"AND A LITTLE LEATHER CAP

"ON TOPOF GEORGE WASHINGTON'S BUST.

"THE PINK WALLSWOULD PROBABLY GO NICE

WITH MICHELLE'SLAVENDER DRAPES."

THEY'VE NEVER META GAY PERSON.

THIS PERSON SAW THATONE SCENE IN POLICE ACADEMY

AND FREAKED OUT FOR DECADES.

OF ALL THE THINGS TO FEAR,

IS IT REALLY THE DECOROF A GAY PERSON?

THEIR APARTMENT LOOKS LIKE YOURSBUT A LITTLE NICER.

IT'D BE LIKE THE IDEAOF SOMEBODY BEING LIKE,

"A JEWISH PRESIDENT?

"THEY'LL JUST FILL THE WHITEHOUSE LAWN WITH MOTORCYCLES

"AND HAVE A FERRIS WHEELFULL OF GOLD.

THAT'S WHAT JEWS DO, RIGHT?"