Scott Kennedy - Most Wanted

  • Season 8 , Ep 28
  • 06/10/2004
  • Views: 14,727

Reenactments don't always feature the actual criminals. (1:35)

DIDN'T DO THIS, I'D BE A COP.

I TOLD YOU THAT.

LOVE COPS.

I LOVE TO WATCH COP SHOWS.

FAVORITE COP SHOW ON TV?

OH, COP PROBABLY.

YEAH.

YOU GOTTA WATCH IT.

IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT

YOUR LIFE, DOESN'T IT?

I WATCH IT EVERY WEEK.

I MEAN, I SWEAR, MY MOM HAS

NEVER STUMBLED OUT OF A TRAILER

WITH CURLERS IN HER HAIR.

BEAT MY DAD OVER THE HEAD,

LIKE, WITH A BABY BOTTLE.

AND THEN LET SOMEBODY FILM IT.

NO.

NOBODY IN THE TRAILER COURT HAS

A CAMERA.

MY FAVORITE SHOW ACTUALLY

FOLLOWS COPS EVERY WEEK.

IT'S AMERICA'S MOST WANTED.

OH, MY GOD.

THAT IS THE MOST WANTED PEOPLE

IN AMERICA.

I'M A HUGE FAN.

DO YOU WATCH THAT?

THEY'RE ASKING FOR OUR HELP.

YOU GOTTA WATCH IT.

IF YOU'RE A BIG FAN, YOU KNOW

IT WAS WHAT, FOUR WEEKS AGO,

THEY HAD THAT GUY ON THERE GOING

ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY, ROBBING

ALL THOSE CONVENIENCE STORES,

BEATING THE HELL OUTTA

THE CLERKS.

I WAS WATCHING THAT.

I'M ON THE ROAD, LIKE, 200 DAYS

A YEAR.

I FIGURE, "I GOT A SHOT AT

CATCHING THIS PUNK," YOU KNOW?

[LAUGHTER]

AND IT WAS COOL, TOO.

A WEEK AFTER I SEE THAT EPISODE,

I PULL INTO THIS CONVENIENCE

STORE.

I'M GETTING OUT OF MY CAR.

I SEE THAT SAME GUY I SAW ON

AMERICA'S MOST WANTED COMING

OUT AND I FREAK, RIGHT?

MY HEART'S POUNDING.

I KNEW WHAT I HAD TO DO.

I RAN OVER THERE, I TACKLED HIM.

I'M HITTING HIM.

I'M HOLDING HIM DOWN.

THE POLICE SHOWED UP...

[SOUND OF HANDCUFFS TIGHTENING]

AND THEY ARRESTED ME.

HA-HA-HA!

APPARENTLY THEY USE ACTORS...

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

FOR THOSE REENACTMENTS ON TV.

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