Dr. Armond - Moving Back in with Papa Armond

  • Season 2 , Ep 10
  • 03/18/2014
  • Views: 2,849

After his murder trial leaves him disgraced and bankrupt, Dr. Armond has no choice but to move back in with his taxidermist father. (2:00)

- WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU FIRSTDISCOVERED YOUR WIFE'S BODY?

- BUT GOT OFF ON A TECHNICALITY.

- SHE WEARING EVIDENCE?- NO.

- I GAINED MY FREEDOM,BUT I LOST EVERYTHING ELSE,

EXCEPT, OF COURSE,MY FAMILY NAME.

NOW, I'M SERVING THE WORSTSENTENCE OF ALL...

- [screaming]

- MOVING BACK IN WITH MY FATHER.

THIS IS HOUSE OF ARMOND.

[insane laughter]

- PAPA, HAVE YOU SEEN MYE-READER?

- I HAVE NOT, MY PIGLET.

- YOU'RE SO OLD.

ALL YOU DO IS WORKWITH DEAD ANIMALS.

IT'S CREEPY.

MY FATHER'S A TAXIDERMIST, ANDI'M AN ANIMAL PLASTIC SURGEON.

COULD WE BE ANY MORE DIFFERENT?

- SEE, LOOK, LOOK--LOOK AT THIS GUY.

SEE?

I BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE.

- ARE THOSE EYES PERMANENT?[maniacal laughter]

- NO, NO, I JUST--

I JUST STUCK THOSE ON THERE

SO I'D HAVE SOMETHINGTO REFER TO.

- UGH, THIS IS SO UNFAIR.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M BACKIN THIS HOUSE OF HORRORS.

[eerie music]

- I LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU AREA MURDERER.

- WELL, I'M NOT A MURDERER,PAPA!

WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO KEEPBRINGING UP MY WIFE'S MURDER?

LET'S JUST LETSLEEPING DOGS LIE.

- HOW'S THE MAN OF THE MOMENT?

- I'M GRUMPY, PAPA.I WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE.

- WELL, IN THAT CASE,WHY DON'T WE HAVE A PARTY?

- NOBODY WANTS TO SEE ME.THEY ALL THINK I'M A MURDERER.

- INVITE YOUR GOOD FRIENDKELSEY GRAMMER OVER.

I COULD MAKE SOME BAGEL BITES.

- CAN YOU JUST LEAVE MY ROOM,PLEASE.

- DON'T BE SUCH A BABY.

- DETECTIVE SMART?WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- YOU AND ME HAVE TO TALK.

[dramatic music]

- [scream]

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