The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 4 • 01/06/2000

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01:46

Other News - The Grateful Fed
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This will be 73-year-old Alan Greenspan's fourth go-round as Federal Reserve chairman, and from the looks of it, he's good for at least another negative two.
01/05/2000
02:32

Back in Black - New Year News
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This year's New Year celebrations included monkeys riding dogs, marathon french kissing, record-breaking domino toppling and parading Mummers.
01/05/2000
02:31

Headlines - Back Scratch Fever
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Vice President Al Gore and Governor George W. Bush receive key political endorsements from Senator Ted Kennedy and Elizabeth Dole, respectively.
01/05/2000
01:35

This Just In - Entrapment
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Michael Douglas is going to make Catherine Zeta-Jones a respectable woman.
01/06/2000
02:34

bETh - Puffy Arrested
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Puff Daddy is charged with criminal possession of a weapon; the first club shooting is always awkward.
01/06/2000
00:13

Moment of Zen - Hairball
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Steve Carell helps Bill Black with his giant hairball.
01/06/2000
04:35

Richard Belzer
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Richard Belzer is running out of conspiracy theories.
01/06/2000
00:53

Recap - 1/6/00
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Elian Gonzalez to return to Cuba.
01/06/2000
01:03

Other News - Taking it in the Cash
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Victims of the Attica prison riot win an $8 million settlement; now they have money to burn.
01/06/2000
04:02

Headlines - Elian Nation
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Six-year-old Elian Gonzalez is being returned to his father Juan in Cuba.
01/06/2000
04:26

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Texan barber Bill Black uses hair to grow plants.
01/06/2000
00:12

Moment of Zen - Lap Dance from Six Feet
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Vance DeGeneres receives a legal lap dance in Tampa, FL, from an exotic dancer at a distance of over six feet.
01/10/2000
01:35

Headlines - The Crosby Kids
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Melissa Etheridge chose David Crosby to be the father of her children because "he's musical."
01/10/2000
03:33

A Look Back at the Third Millennium
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After opening a time capsule from 1999 and finding alcohol inside, Jon speculates that the people of the past were a festive culture.
01/10/2000
00:35

Banjo-Picking Contest with the Devil
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Jon previews the show to come, which includes making out with Joe Montana, a lap dance for Vance DeGeneres, a high-stakes banjo-picking contest with the devil.
01/10/2000
04:42

Save the Last Lap Dance for Me
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Vance DeGeneres travels to Tampa, FL, to do a hands-on investigative piece about the recently-enacted ban on lap dancing.
01/10/2000
02:35

Headlines - You've Got Merger
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AOL and Time Warner have announced a $350 billion merger, and major shareholder Ted Turner hasn't felt this excited in years.
01/10/2000
00:31

Recap - 1/10/00
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Jon recaps the show's top stories, including the AOL/Time Warner merger, Melissa Etheridge's choice of a sperm donor, and Vance DeGeneres's reporting on gentlemen's clubs.
01/10/2000
03:52

Joe Montana
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Jon wants Joe Montana to tell him why Steve Young keeps playing, despite concussions having turned his head into a soft-boiled egg.
01/10/2000
01:58

Other News - Sub-Partridge
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Jon commends NBC's "The David Cassidy Story" for managing to cover the 70's teen idol's rich, complex career in only two hours.
01/10/2000
03:08

Mid-Season Replacements
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The new mid-season replacements surprised and delighted Mo Rocca.
01/11/2000
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