Obama only has a couple of daysleft to come for your guns,
and he's also warming upby commuting the sentence
of Chelsea Manning,a whistleblower in prison
for leaking classified documentsto WikiLeaks.
Manning, who spent six yearsinto a 35-year-sentence,
will be released this May,and since
Chelsea Manning is going free,that means
head WikiLeaker Julian Assangehas to follow up on his promise
to be extraditedto the United States.
Because anything is betterthan eating
at the Sbarros at theEcuadorian embassy. -(laughter)
Obama pardoned 64 people today,
including three Thanksgivingturkeys that killed their wives.
But he still has until Fridayto work some magic.
So, comedians what are some ofthe things
Obama might doat the last minute
before he slips outof the White House?
-Rory Scovel. -Returnthe moldy box of Playboys
to the woodsbehind the White House.
-(laughter) -HARDWICK:Yes, finally! Someone...
-Jak.-Finally come clean
and tell 'em that--stop looking for Tupac.
-He died a year and a half ago.-(laughter) -All right, points.
-Megan. -Finally let Biden make4/20 a national holiday.
HARDWICK:Yes. All right. Points.