Exclusive - Road to Roast Battle - Ms. Pat vs. C.J. Sullivan - Uncensored

Road to Roast Battle Season 1, Ep 1 07/24/2016 Views: 3,158

Ms. Pat gives C.J. Sullivan all she's got, but he slams her with some insults so cutting even she can't help but laugh. (1:58)

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- CJ, Miss Pat, are we ready?

- Yes

- Let's roast!

(bell rings)

- I'm just happy to be roastin' somebody with the

same size titties as I got.

(audience shouts and laughs)

- Miss Pat also spent a year in jail for selling drugs.

She got caught when the cops rallied up all the empty

crack bags and dusted them for Flamin' Hot Cheeto dust.

(audience laughs)

(horn blares)

- Now CJ you know when this come on they gonna have to

blur your neck out, right?

(CJ chuckles)

(audience laughs)

- I know it's toughbeing a woman of comedy,

you have to go through a lot of stuff.

Luckily, you never had to worry about being raped by

Bill Cosby 'cause theycan't deep fry a roofie.

(audience shouts)

(upbeat dance music)

(bell rings)

- Hey Moses! - [Moses] Yo!

- Before we call thematch I just want to say

one quick thing.

Did you see the battle Hannibal?

- I saw the whole thing.

- So what did you think?

- Just a lot of different angles on fat jokes and

race jokes.

(laughs)

- CJ breakin' out some Flamin' Hot Cheetos references.

He only knew about that cause he loves

Flamin' Hot Cheetos also.

(chuckles)

- Kinda everyone does.

- Also from Chicago, Lil' Rel.

- Yes

(audience cheers)

(horn blares)

- I thought it was great.

Just felt like maybe it was like being in a lunchroom,

fuckin' high school, just people havin' a good time,

talkin' shit about each other.

(CJ laughs)

And CJ you were greatbro, you was hilarious.

- Thank you bro.

- But--

(laughs)

I'm going to go with Patbecause I just feel like

she was just naturally hitting 'em.

(audience cheers)

- That fried roofie joke might have been

the best joke of the night.

(audience cheers)

I did score you both five for five.

So a very, very rare tie.

- Oh!

(audience cheers)

That's awesome!

(audience cheers)