- CJ, Miss Pat, are we ready?
- Let's roast!
- I'm just happy to be roastin' somebody with the
same size titties as I got.
(audience shouts and laughs)
- Miss Pat also spent a year in jail for selling drugs.
She got caught when the cops rallied up all the empty
crack bags and dusted them for Flamin' Hot Cheeto dust.
- Now CJ you know when this come on they gonna have to
blur your neck out, right?
- I know it's toughbeing a woman of comedy,
you have to go through a lot of stuff.
Luckily, you never had to worry about being raped by
Bill Cosby 'cause theycan't deep fry a roofie.
(upbeat dance music)
- Hey Moses! - [Moses] Yo!
- Before we call thematch I just want to say
one quick thing.
Did you see the battle Hannibal?
- I saw the whole thing.
- So what did you think?
- Just a lot of different angles on fat jokes and
- CJ breakin' out some Flamin' Hot Cheetos references.
He only knew about that cause he loves
Flamin' Hot Cheetos also.
- Kinda everyone does.
- Also from Chicago, Lil' Rel.
- I thought it was great.
Just felt like maybe it was like being in a lunchroom,
fuckin' high school, just people havin' a good time,
talkin' shit about each other.
And CJ you were greatbro, you was hilarious.
- Thank you bro.
I'm going to go with Patbecause I just feel like
she was just naturally hitting 'em.
- That fried roofie joke might have been
the best joke of the night.
I did score you both five for five.
So a very, very rare tie.