Chris Hardwick - Bowling

Hardwick, Conroy, Leslie, Van Deventer Season 5, Ep 510 11/30/2001 Views: 6,272

Chris' dad was one of the greatest professional bowlers who ever lived. (1:05)

BOWLER.

THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

THAT'S NOT COOL.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE WAS

ONE OF THE GREATEST PROFESSIONAL

BOWLERS THAT EVER LIVED.

SO, NATURALLY, I'M GOOD.

I'M A GOOD BOWLER.

I CAN'T HELP IT.

I'M AWESOME AT BOWLING.

I'M SORRY.

SEVERAL THINGS HAPPEN WHEN

YOU GROW UP IN A BOWLING CENTER.

YOU GET GOOD A BOWLING AND

FROGGER AND LIKE, MEETING

DIVORCEE'S.

IT HAPPENS.

SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.

SO, IT WAS A TREMENDOUS MISTAKE

FOR ME, A COUPLE MONTHS AGO,

TO TAKE A FIRST DATE BOWLING.

SO...

SO WE WENT...

AND, YOU KNOW, IT WAS THREE

OR FOUR FRAMES INTO IT SHE GOES,

"YOU JUST TOOK ME"--

BY THE WAY, THAT'S NOT HOW SHE

TALKED, BUT THAT'S HOW I HEARD

HER.

SHE GOES, "YOU JUST TOOK ME

BOWLING TO IMPRESS ME."

"WELL, YES."

(LAUGHTER)

"ANOTHER STRIKE FOR ME.

ARE YOU READY FOR MY SEED YET?

OR SHOULD I MOVE ON TO

JUG A LEG?"

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)