Jim Gaffigan - Bologna

Jim Gaffigan: King Baby Season 1, Ep 0101 03/29/2009 Views: 109,830

Jim Gaffigan wonders who actually eats bologna that has olives in it. (1:16)

I LIKE ALL KINDS OF MEAT,EVEN BOLOGNA.

( falsetto )I KNEW HE WAS WHITE TRASH.

I DON'T EVEN KNOWIF BOLOGNA IS A MEAT.

I DON'T THINK MEAT'S SUPPOSEDTO CATCH ON FIRE LIKE THAT.

WHAT'S INTERESTINGABOUT BOLOGNA-- IT'S NOTJUST A MEAT, IT'S AN INSULT.

"THAT'S A BUNCH OF BOLOGNA.YOU'RE FULL OF BOLOGNA."

THAT KIND OF IMPLIESBOLOGNA MAKES YOU LIE.

I EAT BOLOGNAALL THE TIME...

OR MAYBE I DON'T.

MAYBE THAT'S JUSTTHE BOLOGNA TALKING.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE BOLOGNA THAT HAS THE OLIVES IN IT?

WHO IS THAT FOR?

"I LIKE MY BOLOGNALIKE A MARTINI--

WITH AN OLIVE."

I'LL HAVETHE BOLOGNA SANDWICH, DIRTY.

EVERYTHING ABOUT BOLOGNA IS SILLY.

WHO DECIDED ON THE PRONUNCIATIONOF THE WORD "BOLOGNA"?

"ALL RIGHT, HOW DO YOU WANTTO PRONOUNCE THIS WORD?""BALONEY!"

"I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW,THERE'S A 'G' IN THE WORD."

"I DON'T SEENO 'G' IN 'BALONEY.'"

"OKAY, THE WORDDOES END WITH AN 'A.'"

"WE'RE GOING WITH 'BALONEY'!

TRUST ME, I CAME UPWITH 'COLONEL.'"