The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Bill Bennett Pt. 2

Season 11 • 06/06/2006

Bill Bennett warns Jon that gay marriage is coming.

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03:01

Gayjewistan
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Iconic American communities that don't exist are getting funding from the Department of Homeland Security.
06/05/2006
04:47

Pump My Ride
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Thanks to Bill Dressler, New Jersey is safe for now, but he has cautionary words for those who live in the unlucky 48.
06/05/2006
04:04

Headlines - Super Cuts
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Apparently, Homeland Security distributes the terror funds on the basis of what item your city has the world's largest ball of.
06/05/2006
02:29

I Got Through Babe!
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The new body armor issued by the Defense Department is perfect if you are fighting a war in a beehive on the moon.
06/05/2006
00:36

Moment of Zen - Cher and the Troops
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Cher's music video for "If I Could Turn Back Time" on a battleship.
06/05/2006
04:02

Bill Bennett Pt. 1
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Bill Bennett believes that America is the last, best hope in the world because of its belief in freedom.
06/06/2006
03:01

Gay Marriage Ban
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As more and more gays get married, sodomy has become as American as apple pie.
06/06/2006
00:12

Moment of Zen - Senator Brownback's Charts
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Senator Brownback has a lot of charts.
06/06/2006
03:42

Headlines - 6/6/06
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The news media ponder the meaning of the date 6/6/06. Some say bad things will happen -- bad things like the apocalypse.
06/06/2006
05:45

Headlines - Wedding Crasher
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Marriage in our country is only threatened during even-numbered years.
06/06/2006
03:33

Bill Bennett Pt. 2
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Bill Bennett doesn't think that gay marriage is the natural progression of things.
06/06/2006
02:55

Not One F*g in My Family
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In the recorded history of Senator James Inhofe's family, there has never been a divorce or homosexual relationship.
06/07/2006
03:39

Fat Cat or Crumbum - Donkey Punch
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To find out how the Democrats in power are doing, Jon Stewart plays everyone's favorite political game, "Fat Cat or Crumbum."
06/07/2006
00:13

Moment of Zen - Dam is Done
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A dam is demolished in Hubei, China.
06/07/2006
00:59

Daily/Colbert - Feud
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Stephen Colbert checks in from "The Colbert Report" to make sure that he and Jon Stewart are still cool.
06/07/2006
02:24

The Road to Indecision 2006 - Golden Slate
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California Congressman Randy Duke Cunningham was recently jailed for accepting bribes, tax evasion and crying at a press conference.
06/07/2006
05:39

Bonnie Hunt
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Bonnie Hunt thought that "The Daily Show" was a lunchtime show, so she arrived 5 hours early.
06/07/2006
04:05

Back in Black - Walls Don't Work
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If there's one way to keep Mexicans away from the border, it's making it look like a construction site.
06/07/2006
02:17

Headlines - 'Night Martyr
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Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, aka "Stinky," is dead. We dropped two bombs on his house.
06/08/2006
01:08

Headlines - Sheikh's Feet Under
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A U.S. general is sure that the body they found belonged to Zarqawi.
06/08/2006
02:50

Headlines - Maple Leaf Rage
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Police arrested 17 Canadians who planned to blow up government buildings in order to force Canadian troops to leave Afghanistan.
06/08/2006
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