Extended - Meet the Finalists of the Non-Trademark-Infringing International Competition - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, August 18, 2016 - Uncensored 08/18/2016 Views: 440

Following a fierce three-night battle, finalists Gina Yashere, Flula Borg and Milana Vayntrub face off for the gold in the Non-Trademark-Infringing International Competition. (2:56)

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IT'S BEEN A WILD WEEK HERE INRIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL WHERE WE

DEFINITELY ARE WITH OURCOMEDIANS FIGHTING TOOTH AND

NAIL FOR A SPOT IN TONIGHT'SFINAL AT THE

NON-TRADEMARK-INFRINGING,COINCIDENTALLY OLYMPIC-STYLE

TOURNAMENT.

PLEASE DON'T SUE US.

(LAUGHTER)ALREADY THIS WEEK, WE'VE

ELIMINATED A RUSSIAN, LEARNEDHOW MUCH CANADIANS SWEAT AND

SUSPENDED A COMPETITOR FORDOPING.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

A VERY DRAMATIC... VERY DRAMATICWEEK.

NOW WE'RE LEFT WITH THREE OF THEWORLD'S GREATEST COMEDIANS GOING

HEAD-TO-HEAD TO SEE WHO WILLBRING HOME THE GOLD AND WHO WILL

JUST BRING HOME ZIKA.

(LAUGHTER)THEY'RE GONNA TAKE IT HOME AND

SPREAD IT.

GONNA BE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

(LAUGHTER)FIGURE OUT WHICH LOVED ONES

YOU'D HAVE TO TAKE OUT WHEN THEYGET IT FIRST.

THEN LOOK AROUND AND FIGURE OUTWHO YOU'D HAVE TO REPOPULATE

WITH ONCE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSESTARTS.

(CHEERING)DON'T WORRY.

THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WILLPREVENT A TRUMP PRESIDENCY.

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)LET'S MEET OUR FINALISTS.

FIRST UP, REPRESENTING GREATBRITAIN, THE NATION THAT BROUGHT

US MOVIES YOU GO SEE WITH YOURMOM, AND CHARMING WAYS TO SAY

THE WORD "CUNT"-- IT'S GINAYASHERE.

(GRAND ORCHESTRAL THEME PLAYS)(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

NEXT UP, REPRESENTING GERMANY, APROUD NATION, BUT NOT TOO PROUD,

'CAUSE THEY KNOW IT MAKES YOUNERVOUS-- FLULA BORG!

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)HELLO.

>> HI.

>> HARDWICK: OH, YOU'RE ON THE,UH... YEAH.

AND FINALLY, REPRESENTINGUZBEKISTAN, A NATION PROBABLY

KNOWN FOR ITS... HATS... ANDLET'S JUST SAY AUTUMN GOAT

FESTIVALS PROBABLY-- MILANAVAYNTRUB!

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)COMEDIANS, NOW THAT YOU ARE

WITHIN REACH OF BRINGING YOURNATION ETERNAL GLORY, HOW WILL

YOUR HOME COUNTRIES CELEBRATEYOUR VICTORY?

GINA.

>> WELL, OBVIOUSLY, I'M FROMGREAT BRITAIN, AND WE GIVE BACK.

SO, WHEN I WIN...

(YASHERE GIGGLES)...UH, WE WILL BE GIVING OUT

FREE ENGLISH LESSONS TO ALLAMERICANS.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: WHAT?

>> YES.

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)>> YES.

>> HARDWICK: WHAT THE HELL?!

>> IT'S...

LISTEN, YOU'VE BASTARDIZED THELANGUAGE.

IT'S "HERB," NOT "'ERB."

IT'S "HERB!">> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, UH,

FLULA BORG?

>> OH, UH, SORRY, CHRIS.

ACTUALLY, WE ARE STILL NOTALLOWED TO CELEBRATE ANYTHING,

SO...

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: OKAY. FAIR ENOUGH.

FAIR ENOUGH.

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)MILANA VAYNTRUB.

>> UH, WE'LL CELEBRATE THE SAMEWAY WE DO EVERYTHING, CHRIS--

WITH NO MEDIA COVERAGE.

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)>> HARDWICK: PERFECT.