I was reading a magazinethe other day
and they hadan ad for Jack Daniel's.
This was a real ad,which I loved.
It said, "Jack Daniel's.Drink responsibly."
Which made me laugh right away
because, like, no one's everbeen close to responsible.
Anytime I've drankJack Daniel's,
I've never been close.
That's not, like,a responsible night.
There's no couple that's like,
"Hey, honey,you want to stay in tonight?"
"Yeah, let's make a fire,catch up on some Modern Family,
and just chugthis handle of Jack."
No, it's never happened.
That's the wrong adfor that product, all right?
That ad should be like,"Jack Daniel's.
[bleep] good luck."
[cheers and applause]
"I hope you don'tsuck your own [bleep]
in front of your family."
That's the right ad
for that product.