Rangers in a Cage

  • Season 1 , Ep 4
  • 10/16/2012
  • Views: 17,704

The park rangers are trapped by animal activists, and Woody sends an apologetic text to Malloy. (1:11)

- YOU HAVE SINNED AGAINSTTHE ANIMAL KINGDOM,

AN ACT PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.

- WE'RE PARK RANGERS.

EVERYTHING WE DO AT THIS PARKIS TO KEEP ANIMALS SAFE.

- YEAH! GET HIM!BITE THAT MOTHER[bleep]!

[crunch]WHOO! I WON!

GIVE ME MY GODDAMN MONEY.

[sentimental piano music]

[munching]

- THIS ISN'T THAT BAD.WHAT IS THIS?

- A BEAVER'S ASSHOLE.

- [vomits]

[water splashes]

THIS IS A LOW POINT.

[moose bellows]

[bear roars]

[moose whimpers]

WOW, THANK YOU.YOU SAVED MY LIFE.

I DO NOT KNOW HOW I COULD REPA--[iPhone chimes]

HOLD ON.

- O-M-F-G. I MISS U.EMOTICON SAD FACE.

I NEVER R-O-T-F-L-M-F-A-OANYMORE.

I LESS-THAN SIGN THREE YOU.

IF YOU WANT TO MAKE OUT,I'M GAY IF YOU ARE.

[iPhone chimes]

NO! I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TOMAKE UP, I'M GAME IF YOU ARE.

GODDAMN AUTOCORRECT!

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