Greg Fitzsimmons - Gay or Straight

  • Season 10 , Ep 8
  • 03/16/2006
  • Views: 2,437

Gay marriage could be the end of gay sex. (1:07)

WITH CERTAIN RELIGIONS. AND YOU GROW UP, YOU KNOW,

AFRAID OF CERTAIN THINGS. AND THE CHURCH WILL TELL YOU THAT BEING GAY IS WRONG.

AND MY PARENTS DIDN'T TELL ME THAT.

MY PARENTS TOLD ME THAT YOU'RE BORN RIGHTIE OR LEFTIE,

GAY OR STRAIGHT. IT'S NOT A CHOICE.

IT'S JUST WHO YOU ARE. AND IT CONFUSED ME

BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW. WELL, MAYBE I'M GAY.

I USED TO WONDER IF I WAS GAY WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER.

I MEAN, I WASN'T OBSESSED ABOUT IT.

I WASN'T LIKE DOODLING PENIS' ON MY NOTEBOOK, YOU KNOW.

BUT SOMETIMES I'D DOODLEA PENIS ON MY NOTEBOOK.

I WOULD JUST PUT WINGS ON IT AND PRETEND IT WAS A DINOSAUR.

[LAUGHTER]

NO, IT'S A FLYING [BLEEP]-ASAURUS.

AND SO I JUST KEPT THINKING ABOUT THIS

AND THEN I GET INTO COLLEGE ANDI WOULD START TO THINK ABOUT,

WHY DO PEOPLE DISLIKE GAY PEOPLE SO MUCH?

AND IT'S REALLY THE CHRISTIAN RIGHT THAT'S UPSET ABOUT GAY PEOPLE

NOT GETTING MARRIED EXCEPT THEY'RE HAVING SEX.

ISN'T THAT WHAT IT REALLY COMES DOWN TO?

THEY'RE FREAKED OUT THAT THESE PEOPLE ARE HAVING SEX.

AND IF YOU WANNA STOP TWO PEOPLE FROM HAVING SEX,

LET 'EM GET MARRIED. EVERYBODY WINS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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