Adam Ferrara - Men Are Wrong

  • Season 4 , Ep 5
  • 12/31/2000
  • Views: 10,362

Women refuse to tell men what they're doing wrong. (3:21)

WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND GETS UPSET,

THE ROOM FILLS UP WITH THIS

PISSED MIST.

(LAUGHTER)

IT'S LIKE THE FOG IN A WEREWOLF

MOVIE.

YOU COME HOME.

(MAKES A MIST SOUND)

"BABY, ARE YOU..."

(SHIVERING)

"HONEY, ARE YOU..."

(GROWLING)

(LAUGHTER)

AND THE WORST IS WHEN YOU GET

THAT VIBE IN THE CAR ON THE RIDE

HOME.

WE WERE OUT SOMEWHERE, AND I

THOUGHT I HAD A GOOD TIME.

(LAUGHTER)

"I REALLY ENJOYED MYSELF

TONIGHT, BABY.

DID YOU HAVE A GOOD..."

(LAUGHTER)

(SIGHS)

"JUST LET ME GET HOME BEFORE SHE

GOES OFF, MAN."

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DRIVING

LIKE A MANIAC FOR?"

"I'M TRYING TO OUTRUN THE

FIGHT."

(LAUGHTER)

THERE'S NO NEED TO RUSH,

GENTLEMEN.

THAT FIGHT WILL BE THERE.

AND I'VE DONE THE MATH.

LADIES, YOU'RE GONNA WIN 98% OF

THOSE FIGHTS.

(WOMEN APPLAUD)

(LAUGHTER)

DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY.

IT'S NOT THAT YOU'RE RIGHT.

IT'S JUST THAT WE GET TIRED...

(LAUGHTER)

'CAUSE YOU JUST WEAR US DOWN.

IT DOESN'T EVEN SOUND LIKE WORDS

ANYMORE.

"AB-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA."

"DOWN, DINO, DOWN."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YOU KEEP INTERROGATING US

BECAUSE YOU THINK WE KNOW WHAT

WE DID.

"HONEY, IS THERE SOMETHING

WRONG?"

"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID."

"HONEY, I GOT NO IDEA."

"WELL, IF YOU DON'T KNOW,

I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU."

"FINE.

THEN DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN

THIS (BLEEP) HAPPENS AGAIN."

WHAT HAPPENED, LADIES?

DID SOME GREAT-GRANDMOTHER SIT

YOU DOWN WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE

GIRLS LIKE, "NOW,

DON'T TELL THEM, DEAR.

OH-HO!

IT DRIVES 'EM CRAZY."

'CAUSE I KNOW MY

GREAT-GRANDFATHER TOLD ME,

"OH, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.

THAT'S WHY I DRINK IN THE

MORNING."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

YOU WON'T TELL US WHAT THE

PROBLEM IS.

DO YOU KNOW HOW FRUSTRATING THAT

IS?

DO YOU KNOW WHY MEN GO BALD?

FROM DOING THIS: "WHAT DO YOU

WANT FROM ME?!"

'CAUSE WE DON'T KNOW.

EVERYTHING WE SAY IS WRONG.

BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP IS LIKE

BEING IN A.A.

MY FRIENDS ASK ME, "HOW'S IT

GOING WITH THAT GIRL?"

"ONE DAY AT A TIME, MAN.

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING WRONG

TODAY, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT

TOMORROW'S GONNA BRING."

"HI.

MY NAME IS ADAM, AND I'M A

BOYFRIEND.

IT'S BEEN 6 MONTHS SINCE MY LAST

DECISION.

I FELT THE URGE TO HAVE AN

OPINION THE OTHER DAY, BUT THANK

GOD MY SPONSOR CAME OVER.

AND WE SAT DOWN TILL THAT

FEELING WENT AWAY."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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