-I like to drink.
Um, I will usually have to drinka whole bottle in one night.
Because, um, you know,when you're alone,
you can't let achardonnay go to waste.
So I was drunk, and every yearI throw a Super Bowl party.
And this year, um,I was drunk when
I was making theinvitations and I
put a space betweenthe "B" and the "O."
And next thing I knew, I hada houseful of guests dressed
in the most superb owlcostumes I've ever seen.
So that happened.