- [sighs]- [clears throat]
- CAN YOU TOTALLY CHILL OUT?- NO, I'M SO ANNOYED RIGHT NOW.
CAN YOU, LIKE, NOT TALK TO MEFOR, LIKE, A SECOND?
LIKE, THAT'D BE GREAT.THAT'D BE FINE.
THAT'D BE FINE BY ME.
WHAT?OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS?
THIS IS BULL[bleep].WHAT COULD POSSIBLY
BE THE PROBLEM WITH LETTINGTWO MORE PEOPLE IN?
- CHECK YOUR GIRL, BRO.
- I'M SORRY.- EXCUSE ME, WHAT DID YOU SAY?
"CHECK YOUR GIRL"? UH-UHH,IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.
NO ONE CHECKS MEBECAUSE I'M NOT LUGGAGE.
OKAY? SO YOU CAN GO[bleep] YOURSEE-ELF.
- MEEGAN, SERIOUSLY,
TWO MORE PEOPLE ARE GONNACOME OUT IN A COUPLE OF SECONDS,
AND THEN WE CAN GO IN.
- NO!LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
WHAT WAS IT LIKEBEING IN THE GREEN MILE?
- HE WASN'T IN THE GREEN MILE!
HE CLEARLY WASN'TIN THAT MOVIE.
- WHAT DOES TOM HANKS'S PENISFEEL LIKE?
- MEEGAN!- MOREOVER, HOW DOES IT FEEL
WHEN SWARMS OF BEESARE COMING OUT OF YOUR FACE?
- SERIOUSLY, I'M SORRY.IT'S, LIKE, HER FAVORITE MOVIE.
- DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR ME!
YEAH, THIS IS NICE,THIS IS NICE.
YOU LOOK LIKE COMMON MEETSTHE INCREDIBLE HULK.
- MEEGAN--- WHEN YOU BROUGHT
THE FRANKINCENSE TO BABY JESUS,DID THEY, LIKE...
- OH.- MAKE YOU STAND
OUTSIDE THE BARNBECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BIG,
OR DID THEY INVITE YOU INWITH ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS?
DON'T FLARE YOUR NOSTRILSAT ME,
OKAY?- HE'S--
- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAHOW IMPOLITE THAT IS?
- HE HASN'T MOVED HIS NOSTRILSONCE SINCE WE GOT HERE.
- I SAW THEM MOVE!- THEY DID NOT MOVE, MEEGAN.
- THEY FLARED!
- MEEGAN, THEY [bleep]DID NOT MOVE!
- YOUR NOSTRILS FLARED MORE THANA SURVIVOR FROM A BOAT ACCIDENT.
- WHAT?
- HE'S NOT EVEN LOOKING MEIN THE EYES.
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO CONTINUETO BE A LITTLE PRICK,
YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR ASSKICKED.
- DON'T TOUCH HIM, MEE--MEEGAN.
- [scoffs]CRAZY BITCH.
- [gasps]
[squeaks]
- [sighs]
OH!
- I TOTALLY LOVE MY NAILSRIGHT NOW.
I'M SO OVER EVERYTHINGRIGHT NOW,
OVER THE FLOOR,I'M OVER THE SKY, I'M OVER YOU,
OVER THAT PUSSY BACK THERE.
YOU'RE A PUSSY!
- MEEGAN, SERIOUSLY.- WHATEVER.
- [makes kissing sounds]
- NICE LEGS, LITTLE LADY.[laughter]
- UM, EXCUSE ME?
- OH, GOD!
- HEY, WHAT DID YOU SAY?
WHAT THE [bleep]DID YOU JUST SAY?
YOU GUYS COME BACK HERE WITHYOUR LITTLE ITTY-BITTY DICKS.
- YOU BEST CONTROL YOUR LADY.
- YUP.- [gasps] EXCUSE--
"CONTROL YOUR LADY"?NO, HE DOESN'T CONTROL ME,
'CAUSE LET ME TELL YOUSOMETHING, I'M NOT A REMOTE.
- MEEGAN, BABY,CAN WE JUST LET THIS GO?
- NO, I'M TALKING TO THE PUSSIESOF ANARCHY RIGHT NOW.
- OH, BOY.- YEAH, YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU ALLGATHER YOURSELVES,
AND WHY DON'T YOU JUST GOAND FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO [bleep] ON EACH OTHER'SLEATHERY PENI.
- HEY, [bleep] YOU, BITCH!- [gasps]
- OH, NO.- [squeaks]
- [sighs]
IT'S NOT EVEN THE PLURALOF "PENIS."
[punching thud]- YEAH!
[thugs laughing]
- I'M THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD!
YES!I FEEL INVINCIBLE!
LIKE I HAVE SUPER POWERSOR SOMETHING. HA HA!
YOU HEAR THAT,ALL YOU [bleep] OF THE WORLD?
I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT,AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME.
- BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TOFIGHT YOUR OWN FIGHTS,
YOU CRAZY BITCH!- [gasps]
- OH, BOY.- [squeaks]
- OH, NO.
- [squeaks]
- [sighs]
UGH! OH.
- NOTHING CAN STOP ME!