Kyle Dunnigan - Irish and Gay

  • Season 11 , Ep 16
  • 03/15/2007
  • Views: 32,411

Kyle wrote a song for his gay, Irish friend. (2:33)

AND HE CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET.AND I WAS-- I FELT STUPID

THAT I DIDN'TFIGURE IT OUT, YOU KNOW.

'CAUSE LOOKING BACK THERE WERE SIGNS.

LIKE ONE TIME WE WERE SAYING, "WHERE'S THE STRANGEST PLACE

YOU'VE EVER HAD SEX?"AND HE WAS LIKE,[LISP] "INSIDE A WOMAN?"

AND AT THE TIME-- [WHOOSH]-- BUT YOU LOOK BACK.

ANYWAY,THEY DON'T LET HIM MARCH

IN THE ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADEWITH HIS FRIENDS.

AND I THINK THAT'S STUPID.

YOU KNOW, JUST 'CAUSE THEY'RE IRISH AND GAY THEY CAN'T MARCH.

SO I WROTE THIS SONG.

♪ WELL, WE GO TO THE BARS

♪ TO GET US SOME DRINKS

♪ THEY WON'T LET US MARCH

♪ AND WE THINK THAT STINKS

♪ SO WE WON'T BE THERE

♪ ON ST. PADDY'S DAY

♪ 'CAUSE WE'RE FAT AND WE'RE IRISH ♪

♪ WE'RE DRUNK AND WE'RE GAY

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

♪ SO PASS ME THE PRETZELS GIVE ME THE BREW ♪

♪ IF YOUR [BLEEP] IS A LADLE

♪ ME ASS IS THE STEW

FEEL FREE TO SING ALONG.

♪ WELL, SOME SAY IT'S EVIL

♪ SOME CLAIM THAT IT'S VICIOUS

♪ I HAPPEN TO THINK THAT IT'S

♪ MAGICALLY DELICIOUS

♪ SO LET'S PLAY THAT GAME CALLED ♪

♪ TAKE OUT YOUR BALLS

♪ IT'S EASY TO PLAY

♪ JUST TAKE OUT YOUR BALLS

♪ SO POUR ME A BUD I'LL POUR YOU A BASS ♪

♪ PUT A POTATO IN A CANNON

♪ AND FIRE IT UP IN THE AIR

♪ HEIDI-HE, HEIDI-HO HEIDI-HI, HEIDI-HEY ♪

EVERYONE.

♪ WE'RE FAT AND WE'RE IRISH WE'RE DRUNK AND WE'RE GAY ♪

WELL, THAT WASN'T EVERYONE, WAS IT?

[LAUGHTER]

♪ HEIDI-HE, HEIDI-HO HEIDI-HI, HEIDI-HEY ♪

EVERYONE.

♪ WE'RE FAT AND WE'RE IRISH WE'RE DRUNK AND WE'RE GAY ♪

I'M GONNA KEEP DOING THIS TIL' EVERYONE SINGS.

AND THAT'LL GETPRETTY [BLEEP] ANNOYING.

♪ HEIDI-HE, HEIDI-HO HEIDI-HI, HEIDI-HEY ♪

♪ WELL, WE'RE FAT

Audience: ♪ AND WE'RE IRISH WERE DRUNK AND WE'RE GA ♪♪

THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH. THAT'S MY TIME YOU WERE GREAT.

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