Rob Riggle - How We Roll

  • Season 14 , Ep 5
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 45,799

Rob Riggle will spend 45 minutes on the phone with his best friend and not ask him about his hopes and dreams. (2:15)

UM...

HERE'S THE THING, THOUGH.

I DON'T GIVE HER A REASONNOT TO.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ SIGHS ]

GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE.

THE OTHER DAY, I WAS ONTHE PHONE WITH MY BEST FRIEND

FOR 45 MINUTES.

FOR 45 MINUTES.

AND I GOT OFF THE PHONE,AND MY WIFE GOES

[Nasally voice] "WHO'S THAT?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ Normal voice ]BY THE WAY, SHE'S NOTGHETTO-RIDICULOUS, OKAY?

[ LAUGHTER ]

SHE'S ACTUALLY A VERY SMART,BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,

BUT -- WHATEVER --SHE'S NOT HERE.

SO, UH...

[ LAUGHTER ]

UH, SO, SHE GOES[Nasally voice] "WHO'S THAT?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ Normal voice ]AND I WAS LIKE, "THAT WAS JEFF."

SHE GOES[Nasally voice] "OH, MY GOD.

WELL, HOW'S KELLY?"

[ Normal voice ] HIS WIFE.

I GO, UH,"I-I DON'T KNOW."

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ Nasally voice ]"WELL, HOW'S JACKSON?"

[ Normal voice ] THEIR SON.

"I-I DON'T KNOW."

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ Nasally voice ] "WELL,IS HIS MOTHER STILL SICK?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ Normal voice ]AND I GO, "HIS MOTHER'S SICK?"

SHE GOES [Nasally voice] "ROB!

"WHAT THE HELL DIDYOU TALK ABOUT FOR 45MINUTES ON THE PHONE?!

JESUS CHRIST!"

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH MY BESTFRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD,

A MAN I CARE VERY MUCH ABOUT.

I LOVE HIM.

AND I TALKED TO HIMFOR 45 MINUTES,

AND IT NEVER ONCE OCCURRED TO ME

TO ASK HIM ABOUT HIS WIFE...

[ LAUGHTER ]

...HIS CHILD...

[ LAUGHTER ]

...HIS HOPES...

[ LAUGHTER ]

...DREAMS.

FOR 45 MINUTES, WE DESCRIBED,IN VIVID DETAIL,

HOW WE WOULD DEFILEEACH OTHER'S MOTHERS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THAT'S HOW WE ROLL, LADIES.

THAT'S HOW WE ROLL.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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