Louis Ramey - What a Man Wants

  • Season 5, Ep 5
  • 07/29/2001
  • Views: 7,316

Louis explains what motivates men. (2:04)

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE--

THOSE BOOKS THAT TELL

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN

AND WOMEN.

'CAUSE THERE IS NO REAL

DIFFERENCE.

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS WOMEN

AND COMPLEX AND MEN ARE NOT.

MEN ARE VERY BASIC--

LITTLE SHORT LIST OF NEEDS

AND WANTS.

YOU MEET THOSE AND WE'RE

IN LOVE.

AND ALL MEN ARE THE SAME,

THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT,

WE'RE ALL THE SAME.

IF YOU'RE A WOMAN AND YOU DON'T

UNDERSTAND MEN, CHANCES ARE,

YOU'RE THINKING TOO HARD.

(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)

GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE--

ALL MEN HAVE THE SAME FANTASY,

TWO WOMEN.

THAT'S 'CAUSE WE'RE BASIC,

WE'RE CAVEMEN.

ASK THE GUY, WHAT'S GOOD?

WOMAN.

WHAT'S BETTER?

TWO WOMEN.

(LAUGHTER)

WHAT'S BETTER THAN THAT?

FIVE WOMEN!

(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

WOMEN CAN DISCUSS THEIR ORGASMS.

MINE'S LIKE THIS, MINE'S LIKE

THAT.

MEN CAN'T DISCUSS THEIR ORGASMS

'CAUSE THEY'RE ALL THE SAME.

UHHHH!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

NOW, I KNOW THAT DOESN'T LOOK

LIKE A LOT TO YOU LADIES,

BUT BELIEVE ME, WE DO A LOT OF

CRAP FOR THAT.

FIGHT WARS, BUILD BRIDGES,

PAY COVER.

(AUDIENCE MEMBERS GROAN)

I WISH I HAD THAT KIND OF RECOIL

AGAIN.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

TAKE YOUR TIME.

NOW WOMEN, YOUR ORGASM,

IS A COMPLETE MYSTERY TO US.

WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT WORKS,

WHAT'S GOING ON--

COMPLETE MYSTERY.

IT'S LIKE...

(MAKES BUZZING SOUND)

(SCREAMS)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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